Masturbating Oregon man beats off a dozen cops while high on meth

[90GT50]

http://www.nydailynews.com/man-meth-fights-cops-masturbating-police-article-1.1557876

[1carcrazyguy]

As titled....he gave the cops a helping hand. Happy ending.

[YALE]

Now THAT is multitasking!

[lincolnboy]

if he.talked his way out he might have been.a great master debater

[diablo rojo]

[crapstang]

I guess he didn't stop when Mom walked in either

[stevo]

A dispatcher tried to radio the deputy for an update and realized communications were not going through. The dispatcher then radioed for backup and 15 officers descended onto the bar and finally arrested him.

Sounds like everyone wanted to be part of the circle jerk.

Stevo

[Forever_frost]

Sounds like everyone wanted to be part of the circle jerk.

Stevo

Can you imagine that call?

"Dispatch, I need more officers out here. The suspect is masterbating and won't stop."

"Excuse me?"

"Just send everyone."

"Everyone?"

"EVERYONE!"

[Matt]

Hahaha

[90GT50]

Can you imagine that call?

"Dispatch, I need more officers out here. The suspect is masterbating and won't stop."

"Excuse me?"

"Just send everyone."

"Everyone?"

"EVERYONE!"

You cuff him!

"Fuck that, I don't want this freak jizzing on me!"

Call the rest of the force in, fuck this.

[Sergio]

reminds me of this...