Hilarious Google spin-off search engine

[CRASH]

Haven't seen this posted but then again, EVERYTHING in the history of the Interwebz has been posted on here, so who knows.

Type anything in the search and see what comes up.

http://www.gizoogle.net/

[Mike]

Nice

[LS1Goat]

With tha debut of tha 2015 Ford Mustang, itz bout time ta take a look back at a shitload of da most thugged-out outstandin modelz of tha carz 50-year history.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/autos/50-...#ixzz2o86EN2Ds


Ford captured automotizzle headlines recently wit tha unveilin of tha 2015 Mustang. This brand-new Mustang goes on sale spring, almost exactly 50 muthafuckin years afta tha straight-up original gangsta Mustang was introduced on April 17, 1964 all up in tha New York Worldz Fair.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/autos/50-...#ixzz2o864RUh0

All tha hype n' hoopla surroundin tha freshly smoked up hoopty gots our asses thankin bout our straight-up Mustangs all up in tha years.

Over its gametime, tha Mustang has been nuff thangs, a gangbangin' fashionable boulevard cruiser, a asphalt rippin muscle car, a purpose built road racer, n' stylish everyday transportation fo' millionz of buyers.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/autos/50-...#ixzz2o867hpEZ

[CRASH]

LMAO @ "...shitload of da most thugged-out outstandin modelz...." !!

[bluecollar]

Well, my day is officially wasted now.

[KBScobravert]

Oh shizzle. I am going to use this to put together my open source intelligence report this week. It might finally once and for all proof management doesn't read shizzle.

A sampling:

A law fool of tha Interior Ministry on Tuesdizzle holla'd all up in tha Lahore High Court dat tha six Pakistani playa hatas repatriated from Bagram prison up in Afghanistan was bein invigorated by a investigation crew.

Da ministry straight-up legit fronted dat tha repatriated prisoners was bein kept at a safe location up in tha FATA yo. Dude holla'd on arrival, they medicinal examination had been conducted.

Da counsel holla'd tha prisoners would be produced before tha court afta invigoration was completed.

Da court adjourned tha hearin of tha case till January 24 n' pimped up tha petitioner’s counsel ta file a rejoinder.

On a previous hearing, tha petitioner’s counsel had stated dat tha prisoners was bein humiliated n' kept up in unhygienic conditions. Justice Project Pakistan, a non-profit law firm, had filed tha petizzle fo' tha release n' return of 25 Pakistani playa hatas detained all up in tha Bagram jail by tha US. Well shiiiit, it holla'd Pakistani playa hatas had been detained at Bagram jail without any charge or trial since 2003. Well shiiiit, it alleged dat they was abducted from Pakistan n' moved ta tha inhyped US prison up in Afghanistan.

Published up in Da Express Tribune, December 18th, 2013.

[351Coupe]

Haha! Awesome find!

[564826]

Oh shizzle. I am going to use this to put together my open source intelligence report this week. It might finally once and for all proof management doesn't read shizzle.

A sampling:

A law fool of tha Interior Ministry on Tuesdizzle holla'd all up in tha Lahore High Court dat tha six Pakistani playa hatas repatriated from Bagram prison up in Afghanistan was bein invigorated by a investigation crew.

Da ministry straight-up legit fronted dat tha repatriated prisoners was bein kept at a safe location up in tha FATA yo. Dude holla'd on arrival, they medicinal examination had been conducted.

Da counsel holla'd tha prisoners would be produced before tha court afta invigoration was completed.

Da court adjourned tha hearin of tha case till January 24 n' pimped up tha petitioner’s counsel ta file a rejoinder.

On a previous hearing, tha petitioner’s counsel had stated dat tha prisoners was bein humiliated n' kept up in unhygienic conditions. Justice Project Pakistan, a non-profit law firm, had filed tha petizzle fo' tha release n' return of 25 Pakistani playa hatas detained all up in tha Bagram jail by tha US. Well shiiiit, it holla'd Pakistani playa hatas had been detained at Bagram jail without any charge or trial since 2003. Well shiiiit, it alleged dat they was abducted from Pakistan n' moved ta tha inhyped US prison up in Afghanistan.

Published up in Da Express Tribune, December 18th, 2013.

Solid!

[CRASH]

Oh shizzle. I am going to use this to put together my open source intelligence report this week. It might finally once and for all proof management doesn't read shizzle.

A sampling:

A law fool of tha Interior Ministry on Tuesdizzle holla'd all up in tha Lahore High Court dat tha six Pakistani playa hatas repatriated from Bagram prison up in Afghanistan was bein invigorated by a investigation crew.

Da ministry straight-up legit fronted dat tha repatriated prisoners was bein kept at a safe location up in tha FATA yo. Dude holla'd on arrival, they medicinal examination had been conducted.

Da counsel holla'd tha prisoners would be produced before tha court afta invigoration was completed.

Da court adjourned tha hearin of tha case till January 24 n' pimped up tha petitioner’s counsel ta file a rejoinder.

On a previous hearing, tha petitioner’s counsel had stated dat tha prisoners was bein humiliated n' kept up in unhygienic conditions. Justice Project Pakistan, a non-profit law firm, had filed tha petizzle fo' tha release n' return of 25 Pakistani playa hatas detained all up in tha Bagram jail by tha US. Well shiiiit, it holla'd Pakistani playa hatas had been detained at Bagram jail without any charge or trial since 2003. Well shiiiit, it alleged dat they was abducted from Pakistan n' moved ta tha inhyped US prison up in Afghanistan.

Published up in Da Express Tribune, December 18th, 2013.

Fo' shizzle, my nizzle !!

[Baron Von Crowder]

I sent a screen shot of my buddy's company website to him titled "I know your plant is in the hood, but this is ridiculous" a few months back with that.

[line-em-up]

How the hell did they create all of that random crap? LOL

[LaserSVT]

New Vette:
"Yo ass betta handle tha precision, biatch? With its tightly sculpted lines, lightweight space frame n' 7-speed transmission wit Actizzle Rev Matching, tha all-new 2014 Corvette Stingray will make you forget every last muthafuckin hoopty dat came before dat shit."

[Scott Mc]

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=DFWmustangs+naynay&se=Search

It all makes sense now!

[AdRock]

HAHA Awesome.

[stevo]

After a bit of page-jumping, I was able to email a link of a buddy's craigslist ad to him. He tripped out, wondering how his ad posted like that. I told him his phone must have been stuck in 'ebonics' mode.

Stevo