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  • #1

    Riddle me this.

    If I had a rooster and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would you have??
    Fuck you. We're going to Costco.
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  • #2
    A carnivorous donkey?

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    • #3
      Your cock in my ass's mouth?
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      Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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      • #4
        two feet of cock in my ass.

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        • #5
          Roosters don't have "feet".
          Originally posted by Theodore Roosevelt
          It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Probie View Post
            Roosters don't have "feet".
            But they do have lips. And maaaaan, them are some bodacious soup coolers.
            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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            • #7
              A watch?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
                  Lol
                  Originally posted by Theodore Roosevelt
                  It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by helosailor View Post
                    But they do have lips. And maaaaan, them are some bodacious soup coolers.
                    Check under his wing for snuff.
                    Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                    • #11
                      ass ate two feet of your cock

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                      • #12
                        lmao wtf

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                          If I had a rooster and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would you have??
                          Two feet of my cock in your ass
                          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                          • #14
                            I Have A Stiff Shaft. My Tip Penetrates. I Come With A Quiver. What Am I?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SMKR View Post
                              I Have A Stiff Shaft. My Tip Penetrates. I Come With A Quiver. What Am I?
                              Bow and arrow
                              Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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