$20 funny work gift exchange idea

[00bolt]

looking for some funny, yet still work appropriate ideas for a white elephant style gift exchange... i have 2 at work...


for one I got a Richard Simmons workout DVD and some small girls cheerleader type shorts from Walmart.... looking for another idea

[Country cracker]

Be careful hope you don't have any fat people that you might offend.

[Scott Mc]

Lap dance voucher.

[momo]

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[00bolt]

Ohh, and by the way. Need the item by Monday... so do not really have time to order something online.

[BradM]

Dildo

[momo]

some car keys with a ribbon. extra points for a german luxury brand key chain ring.

[BMCSean]

A card that says happy holidays, then punch them in the arm.

[yellowstang]

A huge box, then go to CVS or Walgreens and get some of those stupid "As seen on TV" things. Like socks you clean the floor with, or that stupid twisty pillow thing.

http://www.cvs.com/shop/Household/As-Seen-on-TV/Household/_/N-3uZe7rvZ2k?pt=SUBCATEGORY

Who wouldn't want this at their desk at work!

http://www.cvs.com/shop/product-detail/Ice-Cream-Magic---Personal-Ice-Cream-Maker?skuId=921139

[cool cat]

If you don't mind blowing the $20 budget, Northern Tool has a toilet seat that attaches to the receiver hitch in a truck.

[stevo]

http://www.overtherainbowshop.com/gift_certificates.htm

Stevo

[HarrisonTX]

Be careful hope you don't have any fat people that you might offend.

Lol I hope you're joking. Fuck em

[bcoop]

Zip ties, duct tape, condoms, and vaseline. Put them all in a basket with a bow on top.

[Country cracker]

Lol I hope you're joking. Fuck em

Sadly, I wish I was but with all this PC shit. I wouldn't even bother with a company Christmas gift exchange.

[juiceweezl]

Zip ties, duct tape, condoms, and vaseline. Put them all in a basket with a bow on top.

LOL Throw in some rubber gloves and bleach just for fun too.