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    So I stop to help this girl in a Mustang today...

    She was broke down so I helped push her off the road. You can smell the oil, it's a V6, won't kick off, just cranks. Then she tells me (and I quote) "Yeah it was a little low on oil, so I put 5 quarts in"... I had no clue how to respond....
    Last edited by dcs13; 12-17-2013, 06:34 PM. Reason: sp
    Tags: cooter #1 gunt lover, low on baby batter, she had a gunt
  • #2
    Pics?
    I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


    Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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    • #3
      Wsh?

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      • #4
        piitb?

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        • #5
          Tell me you nailed her.

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          • #6
            pfqitb?

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            • #7
              Tramp stamp and a beer belly....no thanks

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              • #8
                You could've totally gotten a beej, dude.
                ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by dcs13 View Post
                  Tramp stamp and a beer belly....no thanks
                  That's hot

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dcs13 View Post
                    Tramp stamp and a beer belly....no thanks
                    Sounds like a good time
                    "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

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                    • #11
                      Were you in Mesquite?

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                      • #12
                        V6 mustang, tramp stamp, and a beer gut ... no fucking way. You sure you didn't help a unicorn??
                        Originally posted by davbrucas
                        I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                        Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                        You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                        • #13
                          Oh yeah, she takes it in the ass.
                          Token Split Tail

                          Originally posted by slow99
                          Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                          Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                          You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                          • #14
                            Fhovdthblgfgfx7&%;+(4h?
                            .....bro....

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Leah View Post
                              Oh yeah, she takes it in the ass.
                              All women do

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