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  • #31
    FYI, postal workers are NOT supposed to accept tips, donations, or gifts. They can lose their job.

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    • #32
      Christmas time for the mailman.

      At the fourth house on his route, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

      As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, my husband and I were discussing who we should tip for Christmas. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
      "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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      • #33
        Sure, I'll just walk around giving random people cash. I mean, why not?

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        • #34
          I am tipping on four fours
          Check your self bro , you're not that cool.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by paul_376 View Post
            I am tipping on four fours
            my nigga!

            i'll be handing out $20's at the christmas party. I'll be the skinny black union rep.

            god bless.
            It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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            • #36
              Originally posted by talisman View Post
              Sure, I'll just walk around giving random people cash. I mean, why not?
              yeah, it's not like i work hard for my money, why the fuck should they?

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              • #37
                Originally posted by projectPONY View Post
                FYI, postal workers are NOT supposed to accept tips, donations, or gifts. They can lose their job.

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                Correction: they can receive gifts that are valued under $20.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View Post
                  I only tip those whose wages depend on it and earn it through prompt, courteous service.
                  This is my view on it.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Denny View Post
                    Correction: they can receive gifts that are valued under $20.
                    Hmm, I'm pretty sure they can't. While it hasn't been mentioned at work this year being at a new facility, I remember management mentioning this last year at the Dallas plant.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by projectPONY View Post
                      Hmm, I'm pretty sure they can't. While it hasn't been mentioned at work this year being at a new facility, I remember management mentioning this last year at the Dallas plant.

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                      • #41
                        No Reservoir Dogs reference yet? Slackers.

                        We usually go out to dinner a few times during the holidays. We engage the waiter/waitress to find out more about their personal situation. If we find that they are struggling, single parent w/kids, etc. then we generally tip $50-100 on our meal that night.

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                        • #42
                          I've never tipped our mailman. I've thought about it though, because we don't have mailboxes out by the street. I like the new guy, but the last one was a cocksucker.
                          Originally posted by BradM
                          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                          Originally posted by Leah
                          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                          • #43
                            Well then, I stand corrected.

                            The investigative quality of the members of dfwmustangs never ceases to amaze me.

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                            • #44
                              I give my trash people a couple of beers every now and then. They seem to be appreciative of that.

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                              • #45
                                Only people I'm tipping are Whores

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