At the fourth house on his route, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, my husband and I were discussing who we should tip for Christmas. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
Correction: they can receive gifts that are valued under $20.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure they can't. While it hasn't been mentioned at work this year being at a new facility, I remember management mentioning this last year at the Dallas plant.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure they can't. While it hasn't been mentioned at work this year being at a new facility, I remember management mentioning this last year at the Dallas plant.
We usually go out to dinner a few times during the holidays. We engage the waiter/waitress to find out more about their personal situation. If we find that they are struggling, single parent w/kids, etc. then we generally tip $50-100 on our meal that night.
I've never tipped our mailman. I've thought about it though, because we don't have mailboxes out by the street. I like the new guy, but the last one was a cocksucker.
Originally posted by BradM
But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
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