Teen who killed 4 in drunken crash avoids jail

[CJ]

No shit. "Let's got to somewhere in Mexico with more Americans than Mexicans"

Should have kept moving south.

They're fucking idiots with more money than brains. They're nothing more than tourists.

[Rick Modena]

lol.

[jammeejamm]

a kid who most likely only knew how to swipe a plastic card to handle any situation, and he thought he would be able to run away with his mother.

what a life. i would have been in a bathtub with a toaster after five straight days with my mom. maybe even the open arms i would receive in prison would be the lesser evil than a life on the lam with my mom.

atleast the hollywood kid made it to brazil with a plan.

[helosailor]

I hope he likes merlot that was made in the toilet.

[mstng86]

what a bunch of maroons

[Juiced4v]

Pendejo

[Chili]

I hope he likes merlot that was made in the toilet.

He's going to be loved tenderly..

[svauto-erotic855]

Pretty sure I'd rather be caught in the US than enjoy time in a Mexican prison waiting for extradition.

What happened to your sense of adventure?

I hope he likes merlot that was made in the toilet.

That was a very cheesy movie but I liked it.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Vinny: You must be Stan, how you doin.
Stan: Why'd they bring you in here?
Vinny: Well I just got in. I asked where the new guys were, and they brought me in here. Hey, sleeping, huh? Cute little guy. You know, maybe I should start with you. Let him sleep a little bit.
Stan: I don't wanna do this.
[Stan thinks Vinny, his attorney, is a new cellmate intent on sodomizing him.]
Vinny: Hey, I don't blame you. If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly, and with as little pain as possible. So, you know, let's try our best to make this a simple, in-and-out procedure. What's the matter? Hey relax, relax. You know, maybe we should spend a couple minutes together. You know, to get acquainted before we uh, you know, before we get to it. What's wrong with you?
Stan: I don't wanna do this.
Vinny: I understand, but you know, what are your alternatives?
Stan: My alternatives? To what, to you? I don't know, suicide, death...
Vinny: Look, it's either me or them. You're getting fucked one way or the other. (Stan tries to get up) Hey, lighten up. Don't worry, I'm gonna help you.
Stan: Gee, thanks.
Vinny: Excuse me, but I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan: You think I should be grateful?
Vinny: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fucking knees.
Stan: I'm sorry I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny: Hey I'm doing a favor here, you know. You're getting me for nothing, you little fuck.
Stan: Boy, that's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny: What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan: No. No, no. I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty

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[Tremor14]

[347Mike]

I wonder whose bright idea it was to dye his same pattern facial hair black without shaving or getting a haircut.

[mstng86]

he gon get raped

[mstng86]

I suspect the mom is going to have a fun time in prison too!

[BoostedD1]

He'll get 120 days and probation... That's the max since he was not tried as an adult. He's still a juvenile in the eyes of the law until he turns 19 in april 2016.

[svauto-erotic855]

He'll get 120 days and probation... That's the max since he was not tried as an adult. He's still a juvenile in the eyes of the law until he turns 19 in april 2016.

18 U.S. Code § 1073: Intrastate flight to avoid prosecution. By running he committed a big boy crime that will put him in the Fed for a few years.