I hate employee self assessments. Anyone want to write mine?

[stephen4785]

I think employee self assessments are a complete waste of time. Unlike Naynay im no word smith. Anyone want to write one up for me? Im a mechanic in the natural gas field.

[Denny]

Man, I'm so glad to be done with that. That's just a tool for lazy management.

[bird_dog0347]

I'll write it for you... you'll either get a promotion or fired and you'll never work in the field again. I'm not sure which way it'll go as I don't know your boss, but I'll give it a shot and hope for the best.

[GrayStangGT]

These threads make me really appreciate working for a family company, it has its down side but we have none of this HR/corporate bullshit. Come to work, do your job, get a pay check.

[propellerhead]

I feel your pain. I hated doing those.

[dcs13]

I refuse to write mine. When I do it, it reads: Was at work on time evertyday,never took a sick day, worked more OT and produced more than any other employee. Enough said... Leave me alone, I have a job to do that I enjoy

[Country cracker]

Hi my name is Stephen
I work very hard on your fart box drilling rod.

[fredfarmer]

Doesn't sound to hard to me, how about something like...

Things I'm good at - Coming to work and working
Things I need improvement on - Math and Personal Hygiene

[jluv]

I had to do one yesterday. It was awkward to basically brag on myself in a very official way. Most of it was rating myself 1-5 on a bunch of things. In years past, I'd find some things to pick a 3 or 4 on, just to be humble. This year I said "fuck it" and ranked myself 5 on everything. Why not? I figure if you don't think you're kicking ass, why should they? If they disagree with something, they should let me know anyway.

I'll post up if anything comes of it.

[Country cracker]

I had to do one yesterday. It was awkward to basically brag on myself in a very official way. Most of it was rating myself 1-5 on a bunch of things. In years past, I'd find some things to pick a 3 or 4 on, just to be humble. This year I said "fuck it" and ranked myself 5 on everything. Why not? I figure if you don't think you're kicking ass, why should they? If they disagree with something, they should let me know anyway.

I'll post up if anything comes of it.

We regret to inform you that your services are no longer required. It has come to our attention that you're over qualified for the position.

[helosailor]

Employee self evaluation:
1. I'm awesome.
2. I deserve a huge raise.

Stephen...out.

[talisman]

What to do something even more useless? Make a "business action plan" a year in advance, with 5 things you're going to focus on every month, for a business that has been there for 20 years, that you've already managed to 2 record years in a row. Sure, let me waste a bunch of time on this.

[Juiced4v]

Same here...I hate having to write mine out.

[ELVIS]

I had to do one yesterday. It was awkward to basically brag on myself in a very official way. Most of it was rating myself 1-5 on a bunch of things. In years past, I'd find some things to pick a 3 or 4 on, just to be humble. This year I said "fuck it" and ranked myself 5 on everything. Why not? I figure if you don't think you're kicking ass, why should they? If they disagree with something, they should let me know anyway.

I'll post up if anything comes of it.

this is exactly the way i do it

god bless.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Check this out, its a long read. https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/

specifically part three.