Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

[Darren M]

I would have thrown her off the edge and walked away.

I have a 69 year old client who just married a 24 year old Chinese model who does nothing but shop. She hit the Chanel store in Highland Park and bought 6 hand bags in one afternoon recently and the UPS man brings packages for her every day. The dude is a jack ass though and deserves what ever she dishes out to him. If he was a bit nicer I would feel guilty about boning the little cunt, but he is not and I do not.

Pics or it didn't happen.....

[JP135]

I would have thrown her off the edge and walked away.

I have a 69 year old client who just married a 24 year old Chinese model who does nothing but shop. She hit the Chanel store in Highland Park and bought 6 hand bags in one afternoon recently and the UPS man brings packages for her every day. The dude is a jack ass though and deserves what ever she dishes out to him. If he was a bit nicer I would feel guilty about boning the little cunt, but he is not and I do not.

You just toss it in at the end like an afterthought. Oh yeah, here's an interesting bit of trivia...

Yep; took less then 20 minutes to get her naked after meeting her.

Closer!

Pics or it didn't happen.....

If it only took 20 minutes to get up in them guts, she'll be fine with a short video or three.

[GT Fanatic]

Anyone remember the football player who tossed his mail order bride off the 190/75 over pass and then jumped after her? That was some funny shit right there.

That story changes every time I hear it.

[Probie]

I would have thrown her off the edge and walked away.

I have a 69 year old client who just married a 24 year old Chinese model who does nothing but shop. She hit the Chanel store in Highland Park and bought 6 hand bags in one afternoon recently and the UPS man brings packages for her every day. The dude is a jack ass though and deserves what ever she dishes out to him. If he was a bit nicer I would feel guilty about boning the little cunt, but he is not and I do not.

Solid.

[momo]

7 floor mall? Thats 7 levels of hell.

that shit is like sky mall

[propellerhead]

7 floor mall? Thats 7 levels of hell.

that shit is like sky mall

TRIVIA:

Multi-level malls are common in Asian countries where there aren't large land masses like the US or Europe. As cities mature they have to grow upwards instead of outwards. The seven story mall mentioned probably has a footprint of a neighborhood strip mall but stack seven of them on top of each other.

Source: My apartment is on the 10th floor and our building is one of the short ones in the area.

[stevo]

Yep; took less then 20 minutes to get her naked after meeting her.


Anyone remember the football player who tossed his mail order bride off the 190/75 over pass and then jumped after her? That was some funny shit right there.

I'd be worried about how many other guys that she had up in her guts after only 20 minutes of process. She (and maybe now you) may have an 'ancient Chinese secret'.

Stevo

[Country cracker]

I'd be worried about how many other guys that she had up in her guts after only 20 minutes of process. She (and maybe now you) may have an 'ancient Chinese secret'.

Stevo

So they both have dicks now?

[CRASH]

Anyone remember the football player who tossed his mail order bride off the 190/75 over pass and then jumped after her? That was some funny shit right there.

I guess I'm failing to see how "that was some funny shit right there".

[VaderTT]

I heard she was giving him shit about his "loud, fast, bumpy 86 gt".

[Frank]

Anyone remember the football player who tossed his mail order bride off the 190/75 over pass and then jumped after her? That was some funny shit right there.

I don't know what the original story was, but I came along right after it happened. I was trying to figure out why there was this nice little white Benz coupe sitting in the middle lane with both doors wide open and several people standing along the guard rail looking down. Sad.

[svauto-erotic855]

Pics or it didn't happen.....

Taking pictures has never really been my thing. My work also forces me to use cheap phones and they take shitty pictures.

I'd be worried about how many other guys that she had up in her guts after only 20 minutes of process. She (and maybe now you) may have an 'ancient Chinese secret'.

Stevo

You can not live in fear my friend. I had also been talking to her on the phone for a few weeks before getting a shot at her in person; by the time I met her FTF it was pretty much a done deal.

I guess I'm failing to see how "that was some funny shit right there".

I am a warped son of a bitch and I think it was DAMN funny. If I have to explain why it was funny then you will never get it.