Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

[hotrod66stang]

I have a 69 year old client who just married a 24 year old Chinese model who does nothing but shop. If he was a bit nicer I would feel guilty about boning the little cunt, but he is not and I do not.

So you're banging the Asian?

About 5 years ago I went on a wreck on I-35 just north of Berry where a guy was arguing with his baby momma and jumped out of their vehicle (Explorer?). He was susequently run over by 2 vehicles behind them. She was begging us to tell her that her "boo" was okay, so we just kept asking her what happened. Turns out he was actually driving, and just unbuckled and jumped out.

[Sean88gt]

Wait a few more years.

Indeed. You're essentially buying floor coverings for a package you've been unwrapping for nearly two decades.

[Sgt Beavis]

Soooooo, do he get buried with his man card intact and full manly honors or did he die in disgrace because he LET his girlfriend drive him over the edge.

[svauto-erotic855]

I would have thrown her off the edge and walked away.

I have a 69 year old client who just married a 24 year old Chinese model who does nothing but shop. She hit the Chanel store in Highland Park and bought 6 hand bags in one afternoon recently and the UPS man brings packages for her every day. The dude is a jack ass though and deserves what ever she dishes out to him. If he was a bit nicer I would feel guilty about boning the little cunt, but he is not and I do not.

[Vertnut]

Overreact much? Damn! Seems like something along the lines of a swift kick to the taint would have been a little more "suitable".

[jason07]

HAHA thank you! I do what I can.

[crapstang]

[90GT50]

If he lived in Shanghai he'd be dead from the air pollution relatively soon anyways.

[helosailor]

Shopping with women is horrible but it's no reason to reap to your death.

[propellerhead]

Now she can shop more with the life insurance policy she took out on him.

[helosailor]

I want to know if she still bought another pair of shoes like she wanted in the first place.

If she has any class, they were black ones.

[jason07]

Shopping with women is horrible but it's no reason to reap to your death.

[CyaNide]

That is why you don't go to the mall with a woman. It will kill you.


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[Trip McNeely]

I go to the mall maybe once a year for Christmas shopping. I'm not too worried. My wife is nice enough not to make me go.

[slow99]

I have felt that way many times, unless I go into Victorias Secret.

Wait a few more years.