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  • Just ban the TSA, really.

    How stupid can you get?


    TSA agent confiscates sock monkey's toy pistol

    "Rooster Monkburn" the cowboy sock monkey is without his pistol, thanks to a diligent TSA agent in St. Louis.

    Phyllis May of Redmond, Wash. says she is “appalled and shocked and embarrassed all at the same time” about the incident that happened on Wednesday.

    May has a small business selling unique sock monkey dolls. She says she and her husband were on their way from St. Louis to Sea-Tac and she had a couple of monkeys and sewing supplies with her in a carry-on bag.

    “His pistol was in there,” she says of the sock monkey “Rooster Monkburn,” a take-off on John Wayne character “Rooster Cogburn” from the film “True Grit.”

    May and her husband were going through the screening process when she noticed that one of her bags was missing.

    “And the (TSA agent) held it up and said ‘whose is this?’” she said. “I realized oh, my God this is my bag.”

    May said the TSA agent went through the bag, through the sewing supplies and found the two-inch long pistol.

    “She said ‘this is a gun,’” said May. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”

    “She said ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” said May.


    The TSA agent told May she would have to confiscate the tiny gun and was supposed to call the police.

    “I said well go ahead,” said May. “And I said really? You’re kidding me right, and she said no it looks like a gun.”

    “She took my monkey’s gun,”
    said May, who has retained her sense of humor.

    “Rooster Monkburn has been disarmed so I’m sure everyone on the plane was safe,” she said. “I understand she was doing her job but at some point doesn’t common sense prevail?”

    In the end, the agent did not call police and May did get her other sewing supplies back.
    "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

  • #2
    Pretty sure it was a monkey that took the gun home for her monkeys to play with.

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    • #3
      Stupid monkey

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      • #4
        Thats what you get when you pay somebody $9/hr

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        • #5
          I get to play with the TSA tomorrow on my flight to Orlando. Should be fun.
          I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
            I get to play with the TSA tomorrow on my flight to Orlando. Should be fun.
            I dare you to take a piece of paper folder with a drawing of a pistol on it through the line

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            • #7
              Originally posted by 01vnms4v View Post
              I dare you to take a piece of paper folder with a drawing of a pistol on it through the line
              In 4th grade I was placed in school suspension for having a drawing of a Barrett .50 cal rifle. I had traced if off of my computer screen from a game called delta force.

              I was accused of being a terrorist and was told it was a terroristic threat by having the drawing in my school box.

              I just thought it was badass.

              Parents went and raised hell and it did nothing.

              320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

              DD: 2004 GMC Sierra VHO 6.0 LQ9 324whp 350wtrq

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 91CoupeMike View Post
                In 4th grade I was placed in school suspension for having a drawing of a Barrett .50 cal rifle. I had traced if off of my computer screen from a game called delta force.

                I was accused of being a terrorist and was told it was a terroristic threat by having the drawing in my school box.

                I just thought it was badass.

                Parents went and raised hell and it did nothing.

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                • #9
                  "It looked sketchy"
                  Originally posted by Buzzo
                  Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by crapstang View Post
                    "It looked sketchy"
                    In 5th grade I had drawn a sketch of Osama bin Laden with a ak47 to his head and was told "that's not nice"

                    wtf!

                    9/11/01 was while I was in 5th grade so the terrorist shit a year earlier was bs! They claimed it was about the columbine school shootings. 4th grader shooting a .50 cal. +1 for dumbasses.

                    320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

                    DD: 2004 GMC Sierra VHO 6.0 LQ9 324whp 350wtrq

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                    • #11
                      I bet it was this guy! ------ I hate these fuckers so dam much.


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 91CoupeMike View Post
                        In 5th grade I had drawn a sketch of Osama bin Laden with a ak47 to his head and was told "that's not nice"

                        wtf!

                        9/11/01 was while I was in 5th grade so the terrorist shit a year earlier was bs! They claimed it was about the columbine school shootings. 4th grader shooting a .50 cal. +1 for dumbasses.
                        Well, you know, because young boys never like guns, tanks, and shit. They usually sit in a circle and sing Kumbaya.
                        Originally posted by Buzzo
                        Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by likeitfast55 View Post
                          I bet it was this guy! ------ I hate these fuckers so dam much.
                          What is up with the whole new "pre-screening" thing? I got randomly selected for it a couple weeks ago. It went faster, though. I think they're going to have a "speed lane" if you pay for it, or that's what it seemed like.
                          Originally posted by Buzzo
                          Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                          • #14
                            Damn you're a baby.
                            ازدهار رأسه برعشيت

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                            • #15
                              Every time I fly I "opt out" of their little xray machine bullshit. God they get annoyed when you do that. "Sir, you KNOW it's going to take a minute." *waiting for me to complain about my minute that would be spent waiting to board anyway and relent so they don't have extra work*

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