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  • Biologists create "zombie" cells

    Hello Zombie Apocalypse!!!!!!!!


    Biological researchers have created dead 'zombie' cells in the lab which outperform living cells.

    Seriously.

    A team at Sandia National Laboratories and the University of New Mexico have innovated a technique whereby mammalian cells are coated with silica to form a near-perfect replicas.

    The silica replicants can survive greater pressures and temperatures than flesh, and perform many functions better than the original cells did when alive.

    By painting the cells with silicic acid in a petri dish, the acid embalms the organic matter in the cell down to the nanometer level.

    The silica then acts as a permeable armour, according to Michael Hess at the American Office of Public Affairs.

    That means the cell beneath can be used as a catalyst at far greater temperatures than normal.

    Heating the silica to around 400C evaporates the protein in the cell, but leaves the silica as a three-dimensional replica of the "formerly living being", Hess said.

    "The difference is that instead of modeling the face, say, of a famous criminal, the hardened silica-based cells display internal mineralized structures with intricate features ranging from nano- to millimeter-length scales."
    The valuable biological material can thus be converted into a reusable fossil, which could have uses in fuel cells, decontamination and sensor technology, as well as commercial manufacturing.

    Lead researcher Bryan Kaehr said in a statement that the research distinguishes between a mummy cell and a zombie cell.

    "Our zombie cells bridge chemistry and biology to create forms that not only near-perfectly resemble their past selves, but can do future work," he said, terrifyingly.
    Originally posted by talisman
    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
    Originally posted by AdamLX
    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    Because fuck you, that's why
    Originally posted by 80coupe
    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
    Originally posted by Rick Modena
    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

  • #2
    Fuck yeah! The day we've all been waiting for is here!
    .

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    • #3
      Time to load mags?
      I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


      Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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      • #4
        Double tap motherfuckers!
        Originally posted by talisman
        I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
        Originally posted by AdamLX
        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        Because fuck you, that's why
        Originally posted by 80coupe
        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
        Originally posted by Rick Modena
        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
        Originally posted by Jester
        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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        • #5
          Mark this day in history. Let the zombie apocalypse begin!
          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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          • #6
            Cardio, cardio, cardio!

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            • #7
              Fuck you! REPOST!!!!

              YOU MUST BE A ZOMBIE!!!! You're here to regurgitate old posts!!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                Time to load mags?
                Not quite yet.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
                  Fuck you! REPOST!!!!

                  YOU MUST BE A ZOMBIE!!!! You're here to regurgitate old posts!!!
                  Damn it!
                  Originally posted by talisman
                  I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                  Originally posted by AdamLX
                  If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  Because fuck you, that's why
                  Originally posted by 80coupe
                  nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                  Originally posted by Rick Modena
                  ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                  Originally posted by Jester
                  Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                    ....
                    Link?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by John -- '02 HAWK View Post
                      Link?
                      Originally posted by talisman
                      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                      Originally posted by AdamLX
                      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      Because fuck you, that's why
                      Originally posted by 80coupe
                      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena
                      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                        Double tap motherfuckers!
                        Its more than double tap. These things are armored and and cant destroyed at 752 degrees Fahrenheit.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by John -- '02 HAWK View Post
                          Its more than double tap. These things are armored and and cant destroyed at 752 degrees Fahrenheit.
                          Can we nuke them from orbit?
                          Originally posted by talisman
                          I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                          Originally posted by AdamLX
                          If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                          Because fuck you, that's why
                          Originally posted by 80coupe
                          nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                          Originally posted by Rick Modena
                          ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                          Originally posted by Jester
                          Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Originally posted by inline 6 View Post
                            Not quite yet.
                            Ok. Someone let me know when it is time to load mags.
                            I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                            Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                            • #15
                              Well heck.. Now I'm gonna have to become a prepper..

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