ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuddddddggggggggeeeeee

[SlowLX]

At least you've got a designated driver for most of 2011.

[Torinoman]

took the test and yup, I'm gonna be a father... how scary

[71chevellejohn]

I didn't think that paternity tests could be done so soon....

[mstng86]

I didn't think that paternity tests could be done so soon....

CVS has an over the counter test now. I am sure all the major pharmacies do.

[71chevellejohn]

CVS has an over the counter test now. I am sure all the major pharmacies do.

I'm 99% sure they don't have an OTC paternity test for an fetus...

All the ones I see when I googled require swabbing the kids cheek.

[Torinoman]

i meant she went to the dr and confirmed that she's not just late she's preggo...

[Alex]

so yall gonna get hitched or what?

[71chevellejohn]

You know...with as icy as it is outside a lot of people are falling down.


just food for thought.

[davbrucas]

I bet you werent crying when you were whispering to her that you loved her and she was your everything while having sex. Time to stop acting like a man and actually be one. Now, enjoy the fat, entitled baby momma you are about to be attached to.

Your life =

[WildBill]

and the real fucked up thing is that i broke up with my squigglies baby momma a couple weeks ago

[WildBill]

i meant she went to the dr and confirmed that she's not just late she's preggo...

UR FUCKED!

[SMKR]

she is about to get paid for the next 18 years

[Denny]

Well bro, time to enjoy the finer things life has to offer. Prepare yourself now and whether you're with the mother or not, make the baby your world and give him/her nothing but the best.

[SS Junk]

and the real fucked up thing is that i broke up with her a couple weeks ago

If she is pregnant, at least take your man pill and be a good father.

[idrivea4banger]

she hit the jackpot. its the old "keep a nigga" scheme. congrats, according to maury "you are the father"!!