Remember this guy???

[gonzoss]

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/2013/11/tmnt_vanilla_ice_ninja_rap.php

[talisman]

I remember getting "warnings" for telling him what a fucking idiot he was on dfwls1 back in 2003.

[CWO]

I'm at a loss for words.

[Country cracker]

Ninja ninja rap!

[talisman]

Anyone have a link to him and his internet girlfriend in the UK video? I'd love to post it in the comments.

[Thehead]

Lol!

[slow99]

He should spin the story to include the long-forgotten 5th ninja turtle, Kimura.

[Tyrone Biggums]

*Jorts not pictured.

[talisman]

"This is me," Jared said. "If you cracked my head open with a sledgehammer and an idea flew out, it would be Jared's Epic Party."


I'm willing to give it a try.

[Mychael101]

I remember a GTG at Kellers when he showed up wearing a bandana and a wifebeater trash talking. Car-less Chris literally cupped his hand and flopped Jared's titty meat in front of the crowd. It was a showstopper! Jared was not pleased!

[stevo]

Livin' large.

Stevo

[Cooter]

Anyone have a link to him and his internet girlfriend in the UK video? I'd love to post it in the comments.

I want that one and the Mike Kelly street racing spot.

[gonzoss]

Not that I keep up with this guy for any reason, but he was doing something with a former client of mine...http://thechilisdiet.com

[Thehead]

How about the video of him getting flipped over and bouncing off the ground. Anyone have that one?

[bcoop]

Whoa whoa whoa. Someone actually married that sack of shit? What the fuck? The lengths this guy will go to, to try and become famous baffles me. He wants so badly to be loved. It's a little creepy and a whole lot of pathetic.