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  • #16
    Originally posted by Baron View Post
    Factoid: a standard size (us size) condom will fit over a 750ml vodka bottle.
    Couple friends put a kitten in one once
    2012 GT500

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Cobraman View Post
      Couple friends put a kitten in one once
      they are doing it backwards there buddy...
      Originally posted by Sean88gt
      You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
      You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Baron View Post
        Factoid: a standard size (us size) condom will fit over a 750ml vodka bottle.
        Levi or Elvis teach you that one?
        http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Cooter View Post
          Levi or Elvis teach you that one?
          "come on bro, just the tip"
          Originally posted by Sean88gt
          You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
          Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
          You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Cooter View Post
            Levi or Elvis teach you that one?
            Ha! A friend of mine is a doctor at a children's hospital in Houston, and she ends up with teenagers getting treated for STD's somewhat frequently. She gets the "condoms aint big enough for mah huge cock" story every now and again, so she has the props on hand to give her speech and show them at the same time.
            "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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