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  • I won the Lottery....

    DATE:20/11/2013.


    UNITED KINGDOM ON-LINE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY INC.
    TRADE MARK:UKLOTTERY#NW907UNION JACK.
    CARPENDERS PARK
    WATFORD,HERTFORDSHIRE
    WD 195 UNITED KINGDOM.
    DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR&ON-LINE COORDINATOR
    INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRICE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
    AWARD NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE.

    NOTIFICATION.
    We officially announce the result of the UNITED KINGDOM HIGH-STAKE
    ON-LINE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROGRAM which was held on the 1ST OF
    NOVEMBER 2013.
    Your name attached to a ticket number 7289-11546632-152 with serial
    number 2113-05 drew the lucky numbers 9-18-24-30-31-35 which
    consequently won the lottery in the 1st category.
    You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of POUNDS
    450,000 (FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS ONLY ) in cash
    credited to the file reference number: UKLT/245512568021/05.This is
    from a total cash price of POUNDS 9,000,OOO (NINE MILLION POUNDS ONLY)
    for TWENTY lucky
    winners approved for the first category of winners.
    Your fund is now deposited in an offshore bank insured to your name.
    Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we advice that you keep
    this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and
    your money remitted to your nominated bank account as this is part of
    our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
    advantage of this program by the general public.
    All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
    from 25,000 names all over the world as part of our international
    promotions program which we conduct twice every year. To begin your
    claim contact your claims agent immediately
    MR JEFFREY RICE
    jef.rice1@gmail.com
    1773521487@qq.com
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    "Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
    through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
    We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
    my heart goes out to others who are there to make amends".

  • #2
    This joke is getting old.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
      This joke is getting old.
      Almost as smart as asking for Career Advice from people that usually demand a BOOB shot before the will give the advice
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      "Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
      through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
      We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
      my heart goes out to others who are there to make amends".

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      • #4
        Originally posted by prostock1 View Post
        Almost as smart as asking for Career Advice from people that usually demand a BOOB shot before the will give the advice
        Says the mechanic

        Thing is this forum has one of the most eclectic member base I have ever seen. Many of the members are in interesting or successful careers. I couldn't think of another group I would start that discussion with. Just because you don't see that side of the forum isn't my problem.

        By the way, your English sucks dick.
        Last edited by Pokulski-Blatz; 11-20-2013, 07:08 AM.

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        • #5
          Just wanted to add, your sense of humor sucks more dicks than Naynay trying to get a full pack together.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
            Thing is this forum has one of the most eclectic member base I have ever seen. Many of the members are in interesting or successful careers. I couldn't think of another group I would start that discussion with. Just because you don't see that side of the forum isn't my problem.

            By the way, your English sucks dick.
            Does this mean I can't rent your Eastwood fender roller ?
            sigpic
            "Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
            through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
            We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
            my heart goes out to others who are there to make amends".

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            • #7
              Originally posted by prostock1 View Post


              Does this mean I can't rent your Eastwood fender roller ?
              Oh snap! Sick burn yo.

              That is the best you have? Maybe you should go look at the smiles again, might be the only ones you get for the day. This isn't even worth me spending my time digging up anything on you.


              Bored.

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              • #8
                A+++ thread

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                • #9
                  Quit your bickering. This is a time of celebration! Congrats OP!
                  .

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                  • #10
                    Nice! I got an email from some Dame who wants to bone. Lucky!
                    .....bro....

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
                      Just wanted to add, your sense of humor sucks more dicks than Naynay trying to get a full pack together.
                      What? I'm at work. Get off your ass and go pick up a thrifty Nicole so you can find a job Steve.

                      Sent from my HTC first using Tapatalk

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
                        Oh snap! Sick burn yo.

                        That is the best you have? Maybe you should go look at the smiles again, might be the only ones you get for the day. This isn't even worth me spending my time digging up anything on you.


                        Bored.
                        Is that what you do? Get made fun off then ask your wife if you can use her public data account to "expose" your enemies?

                        Sent from my HTC first using Tapatalk

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by terror_drone View Post
                          What? I'm at work. Get off your ass and go pick up a thrifty Nicole so you can find a job Steve.

                          Sent from my HTC first using Tapatalk
                          The only job he's gonna find with a thrifty Nicole is a blowjob...

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                          "We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by prostock1 View Post
                            Almost as smart as asking for Career Advice from people that usually demand a BOOB shot before the will give the advice

                            This made me laugh.

                            Stevo
                            Originally posted by SSMAN
                            ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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