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A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to
look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbors were on
vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two
dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful
howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs
locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so
frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next,
although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very
grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will
then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male
lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," he replied.
look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbors were on
vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two
dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful
howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs
locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so
frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next,
although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very
grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will
then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male
lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," he replied.
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