Microphone for background noise?

[War Machine]

piss on their door at night and dump bags of shit on their car window cowl.

[Cooter]

piss on their door at night and dump bags of shit on their car window cowl.

This should be done regardless to establish dominance

(god I'm glad I have my own house in the country however small/shitty it may be... I DO NOT FUCKING MISS apartment living)

[YALE]

piss on their door at night and dump bags of shit on their car window cowl.

Fox urine in their cowl, all day.

[War Machine]

Fox urine in their cowl, all day.

brilliant!!! Hopefully it will atract wild animals and tear the car apart too

[Baron Von Crowder]

brilliant!!! Hopefully it will attack wild animals and tear the car apart too

Ive seen cars hit wild animals on the road, but I've yet to see them attack them when parked. That fox piss must be potent!

[YALE]

brilliant!!! Hopefully it will attack wild animals and tear the car apart too

It makes cats come by and spray the same spot, pretty much forever.

EDIT: Hold up. How hardcore are these Indians? If their diet consists of a lot of curry, they'll never notice.

[downshift_me]

I had the exact thing happen years ago except they were Italians who landed a gig at Lockheed. However, since they were kicked from another complex for the same issues the manager thought we should be cordial and welcome them to America by giving them a chance. For $1300 a month cordial wasn't in my vocabulary for their heathen jumping like an elephant and their constant stomping.

[Binky]

Where would I find one locally?

Got an iphone\ipad? Theres an app for that. Works pretty well too.

Got a laptop? Hook a mic to it and download a program.
http://www.telebyte.com/pioneer/index.html (30 day trial)

[Cooter]

I was almost arrested in Minneapolis, MN one night for mule kicking the door of the room above me at the Fairfield Inn when their fucking rug rat wouldn't quit jumping and stomping around.

We always specifically sought out top floor apartments and were always very considerate of downstairs neighbors

[motoman]

For $1300 a month cordial wasn't in my vocabulary for their heathen jumping like an elephant and their constant stomping.

Im not paying that much but I'm paying enough where I shouldn't have to be dealing with this shit on a daily basis.

[YALE]

Im not paying that much but I'm paying enough where I shouldn't have to be dealing with this shit on a daily basis.

Dude, you should look a little further south and just get a rent house. I bet it'd even be cheaper.

[motoman]

Dude, you should look a little further south and just get a rent house. I bet it'd even be cheaper.

Looking in the 161/I20 area but my lease isn't up till August and they'll rape me on breaking a lease. I don't mean that as a figure of speech, I mean they'll physically violate my cornhole.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Looking in the 161/I20 area but my lease isn't up till August and they'll rape me on breaking a lease. I don't mean that as a figure of speech, I mean they'll physically violate my cornhole.

Moving to my hood?

[motoman]

Moving to my hood?

Hopefully within the next year or so. It's a good middle ground between where my girl and I work because she's mostly over in the Arlington, Grand Prairie, Ft. Worth area, and I work over in Dallas off of 635 & I35.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Hopefully within the next year or so. It's a good middle ground between where my girl and I work because she's mostly over in the Arlington, Grand Prairie, Ft. Worth area, and I work over in Dallas off of 635 & I35.

Between you, me and CJ, we can take over.