Did you get an Obamacare Enrollment Packet?????

[shumpertdavid]

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my

"Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.

· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in " China " and all directions were in Spanish.



Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

[naynay]

Yawn

[Samhain]

Don't post forwarded emails! DFWM rule #11.

[GeorgeG.]

I lol'd

[CWO]

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my

"Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.

· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in " China " and all directions were in Spanish.



Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

I didn't get one. All my black/colored/afro american/negro/people of color/non-white neighbors did. I dunno.