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    No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished".

    However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England , and attended by some of the best linguistics in the world,

    Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese was the clever winner.

    His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between "complete" and "finished".

    Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand. His response was:



    When you marry the right woman, you are "complete".

    If you marry the wrong woman, you are "finished".

    And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "completely finished".



    His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
    I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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    I'm assuming that this is just a joke, because though they are synonyms, they cannot always be used interchangeably.

    In before the grammar Nazis.

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        Originally posted by Big A View Post
        I'm assuming that this is just a joke, because though they are synonyms, they cannot always be used interchangeably.

        In before the grammar Nazis.
        This thread carries the Yale seal of approval. Carry on.
        ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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