Sharting

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It's definitely going to be a tldr for the crayon eaters, but when I told my best friend the story, he cried laughing. Granted, he's my best friend, and I told it in person, so I was able to pantomime a good portion of it, but I figure some background/setup photos will at least make it an enjoyable read for those not scared by a lengthy post.

My biggest holdup is loading up the pics. Not about to try that over my phone connection

cant fucking wait.

[Craizie]

I've never been so excited about sharting.

[Cooter]

I've actually got three fairly memorable ones now that I think about it

[Shaggin Wagon]

You haven't lived till you've sharted!

[Pokulski-Blatz]

I prefer the term spray fart. Happens at least twice a week.

[lincolnboy]

Sharting now while on the white porcelian thrown.

[BradM]

Sharting now while on the white porcelian thrown.

I figured you'd be a thrower/tosser.

[mikeb]

I've found that the hard way that one of the consequences of getting older is a higher chance of a surprise shart.

As a result there is now a lot of careful analysis done before I cut a fart these days.