Sharting

[Cooter]

When you do, I've got a good story for it..


Yeah, I know, big shocker....

Ok, I started writing the thread, but realized that it's going to take some time to compose/edit it, and I'm going to need to upload some pics to photobucket. It'll be next week at the earliest when I post, but it oughta be a decent post.

[Chili]

Ok, I started writing the thread, but realized that it's going to take some time to compose/edit it, and I'm going to need to upload some pics to photobucket. It'll be next week at the earliest when I post, but it oughta be a decent post.

Oh hell, be careful, people might start calling you "Chili"! lol

[Sean88gt]

Ryan's Steakhouse incident has happened to the best of us.

[Z06killinsbf]

Sharted in the shower while out of town. Said WTF and just sprayed diarrhea out like a fountain. Any chunks I just stomped with my foot down the drain.

Lmao

[Slow Five-O]

Ok, I started writing the thread, but realized that it's going to take some time to compose/edit it, and I'm going to need to upload some pics to photobucket. It'll be next week at the earliest when I post, but it oughta be a decent post.

Lmfao. Awesome

[Mike]

I'm drunk now and couldn't be happier about sharting this thread.

[cool cat]

I am about to celebrate Shartoberfest, who wants to join me?

[racrguy]

I've never sharted. I know when something may be knocking on my door and just immediately go to the restroom.

[KBScobravert]

I've never sharted. I know when something may be knocking on my door and just immediately go to the restroom.

There is something in the food here at all dining facilities all over country that make your bowels cramp up and there is no wait. 90% of my meals here end in me holding it in while I try and find a clean stall. I have lost it a few times. Not completely shit all over myself lost it but enough to were I had to toss my drawers over it.

A solid shit with a clean break is on my list of things I miss and take for granted. Funny that as soon as I am out of country, I am back to normal.

[inline 6]

Actually it was not that long ago. Embarrassingly enough I was standing on the bath mat waiting for the shower water to warm up and I cut one. I wound up having to wash the math mat out of the deal. I guess if it was going to happen that was as good of place as possible as I was already mere seconds from getting in the shower anyways. I can usually tell myself as others have said if something is at the door but this was a complete and total surprise.

[4king]

Last time was in the shower as well. It was just the wetness no chunks. Just shocking really because you never really stand up and shit.

Otherwise I usually just give the extra pucker, when you first release to make sure youre not dropping anchor

[TeeShock]

I usually catch it in my cheeks. Most sharts strike me as being airy and loud until I lower my sphincter pressure then the warm temp indicates something ugly.

[Rick Modena]

Manpon's FTMFW!!!

[Snatch Napkin]

Oh hell, be careful, people might start calling you "Chili"! lol

Will that possibility stem from having a long story or due to the subject matter?

[Cooter]

It's definitely going to be a tldr for the crayon eaters, but when I told my best friend the story, he cried laughing. Granted, he's my best friend, and I told it in person, so I was able to pantomime a good portion of it, but I figure some background/setup photos will at least make it an enjoyable read for those not scared by a lengthy post.

My biggest holdup is loading up the pics. Not about to try that over my phone connection