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    When was the last time you did it? I've got someone claiming they have never sharted.

  • #2
    I sharted while riding my motorcycle about 7 years ago. Turned around and headed home with the quickness.

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    • #3
      Been there done that...sucks, and stinks...lol

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      • #4
        Never force a fart!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 2011GT View Post
          I sharted while riding my motorcycle about 7 years ago. Turned around and headed home with the quickness.
          What a shitty situation!
          Originally posted by Buzzo
          Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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          • #6
            Never trust a fart, or waste a boner.
            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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            • #7
              It's been quite some time. I can usually tell if there is a risk of it, and I don't take the chance!

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              • #8
                farts give you jet power.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by helosailor View Post
                  Never trust a fart, or waste a boner.
                  Truer words may never have been spoken on this board. That pretty much sums up the meaning of life. Well done sir!

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                  • #10
                    It has been a while, but I would be lying if I told you it never happened.
                    I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                    Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                    • #11
                      It used to happen a lot more frequently than I'd like to admit. It has been a long time though.
                      Originally posted by davbrucas
                      I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                      Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                      You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                      • #12
                        Sharted in the shower while out of town. Said WTF and just sprayed diarrhea out like a fountain. Any chunks I just stomped with my foot down the drain.

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                        • #13
                          I may have to start a thread at some point...
                          http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cooter View Post
                            I may have to start a thread at some point...
                            When you do, I've got a good story for it..


                            Yeah, I know, big shocker....

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                            • #15
                              I honestly never sharted once before I turned 30, now I can't stop. I've totally blow out my underwear budget this year
                              1971 Ford Torino - Time to go bigger and better.

                              2011 F150 Limited - Stock with a 6.2

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