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  • #76
    well if youre lucky, cooter, i might dream of you tonight. sweetie

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    • #77
      Watch your cornhole pal

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      • #78
        Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy View Post
        i had a crazy dream last night. i also drank 16 millers throughout the day.

        i woke up at a drag strip. i was looking at a chart on the fence that said talismans method of flirting was tapping on a fence. i then saw him walk up to the fence and he tapped it a couple times. i walked over and pinched his nipple and said "hey big boi" just to mess with him.

        then i went looking for my car, and picked something up off the ground, and some black lady started interogating me about what i was doing. i was telling her "nothing" and a tornado touched down in the distance. we ran to a old shed to hide out, and bats started swarming me, so i ran outside to try to get them off and the tornado picked me up. i was being sucked up into the atmosphere, preparing for death, and i woke up with a jolt in my bed.

        fuck.
        "Paul is going to be PISSED!" -some other board member

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        • #79
          Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy View Post
          i walked over and pinched his nipple and said "hey big boi" just to mess with him.
          I'm not sure if it's the act, or the spelling, or the weak attempt to play it off as "just to mess with him," but I am sure that it's the gay.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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          • #80
            What in the fuck.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by talisman View Post
              What in the fuck.
              Calm down Bic boi!
              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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              • #82
                Originally posted by BradM View Post
                Crazy fucking dreams!
                Originally posted by Cooter View Post
                that's no lie... last night was the first night I had "good" dreams, and I didn't toss and turn much.

                I've got a whoop-ass headache that I've had all day, and while I wasn't "tempted" to annihilate it with whiskey, I did kinda say to myself "man, I know what I would have done to this headache before last week!"

                still doing good... zero desire to consume alcohol
                Yeah. These headaches are fucking brutal.

                Originally posted by BradM View Post
                It's like you know you're in a dream but it's so vivid and real. Time to fall asleep and fight a bunch of armored midgets.
                These dreams have been so real that I had to ask a Lady Friend about what we did the last time we were hanging out. Had to call a friend and ask about a bet we made.
                Borderline insanity at times!

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by jluv View Post
                  I gotta leave ya'll hangin'.
                  I drink a lot of Crown. It's kinda part of my being, in a way. I don't mind it for now.
                  Good luck to all of you though. I think about going through that someday because I know I might find a need to. Maybe kids or whatever.
                  I'm with this guy!
                  I tried to quit drinking and I started having health issues.
                  So I went back to drinking, guess what, no more health issues, fucking sweet nectar of the gods!
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
                    Yeah. These headaches are fucking brutal.
                    that was the first one I've had... it was like an allergy/sinus thing

                    had a little butter in my tomato bisque last night and slept like a baby

                    no headache this morning thankfully
                    http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                    • #85
                      mmmmmmmm...... I like buttering up a grilled cheese sandwich with my bisque.


                      Now I'm hungry. Gonna have to call my buddy for lunch.

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                      • #86
                        it didn't help my headache a ton, but it took the tension out of my muscles, which definitely helped me get to sleep. I think ultimately I just needed rest/sleep
                        http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                        • #87
                          Can I haz your liquor, it sounds like you won't be needing it anymore.
                          Originally posted by Silverback
                          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                          • #88
                            probably a long drive to Alvin, but yeah, I've been giving it away
                            http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                            • #89
                              I've driven further for less important shit...
                              Originally posted by Silverback
                              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                                I've driven further for less important shit...
                                I'll be at the san jacinto monument/battleship texas on friday. i can transport for ya H.

                                god bless.
                                It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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