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    • I am disappointed that very few of the fucking train wrecks were brought up in this thread.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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      • Current spouse- library.

        Stevo
        Originally posted by SSMAN
        ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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        • After let go from my last employeer, i moonlighted at a bar. She couldnt pay.her tab cause she forgot her debt card and felt so bad that she could not pay. I held her tab open till the next day for her. that was 3 1/2 years ago.

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          • Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
            After let go from my last employeer, i moonlighted at a bar. She couldnt pay.her tab cause she forgot her debt card and felt so bad that she could not pay. I held her tab open till the next day for her. that was 3 1/2 years ago.
            And you have been paying that never ending tab ever since. Congratulations!

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            • Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
              And you have been paying that never ending tab ever since. Congratulations!
              SHUT YOUR FACE, we.bought a house.together

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              • Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                SHUT YOUR FACE, we.bought a house.together



                Stevo
                Originally posted by SSMAN
                ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                • Originally posted by stevo View Post


                  Stevo
                  isn't it suppose to feel good.when your being fucked.

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                  • Originally posted by slow99 View Post
                    November 27, 2002. Wednesday night $1 beers at Ozona. We sat next to each other at a large table of people, we had mutual friends.
                    Originally posted by MattB View Post
                    That's my birthday! haha
                    That's also my birthday!

                    Originally posted by turboskull1 View Post
                    Care to meet up and call me that to my face? You're just a punk bitch motherfucker yourself, I'm sure there's lots of people who'd love to stomp your liberal ass.
                    lol.

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                    • Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                      Leah's titty is so old it's collecting Social Security!
                      lmfao

                      Originally posted by Geor! View Post
                      Thurprise! Not gay!
                      It's not just that. Normally people as anti social as you are, would have a hard time landing a man, too. But Paul's such a whore he just passes his asshole through a drive thru window.
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                      Originally posted by Leah
                      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                      • Originally posted by Leah View Post
                        The new one, asshole.
                        You bought a new titty?
                        ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                        • Originally posted by YALE View Post
                          You bought a new titty?
                          how much for just one titty?

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                          • Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                            how much for just one titty?
                            The other is on layaway. Only 13 more payments to go!

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                            • Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                              how much for just one titty?
                              As much as a cow.skin rug.

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                              • At the Rahr brewery. Long story short we were both regulars that turned into volunteers. She was in a bad situation with a long term boyfriend/fiancee that she hadn't seen in over a year due to his random excuses.

                                One day after the tour I was heading to the Flying Saucer with another chick I was trying to pick up (after writing my now wife off as hopeless) and offered to let her tag along as a 3rd wheel. I guess she realized how awesome I am and let me talk her into dating and eventually marriage.

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