Where/how did you meet you significant other?

[downshift_me]

Absolutely!! That thing is ridiculous!
Honestly, I don't know how Chili can take it all.
Color me impressed!!!

He breathes through his nose and tries not to wince.

[BradM]

I met my wife at work.

[Snatch Napkin]

He breathes through his nose and tries not to wince.

High fucking five!!! ✋

[Pokulski-Blatz]

Back in 2006 i shit myself at Walmart after a long night of drinking, my wife sold me the sweatpants to replace my shit stained shorts.

[Trip McNeely]

Back in 2006 i shit myself at Walmart after a long night of drinking, my wife sold me the sweatpants to replace my shit stained shorts.

Now that's what I call Love.

[sc281]

Back in 2006 i shit myself at Walmart after a long night of drinking, my wife sold me the sweatpants to replace my shit stained shorts.

Love at first shite!

[Snatch Napkin]

A motherfucking keeper!!!

[racrguy]

Post up pussy, I say we meet halfway.

Naaaah. You're going to drive the whole way.

Walmart, Stephenville tx. Let me know when you get there.

[ELVIS]

srsly..... geor's ladyfriend DROPS SCIENCE on fools. for reals.

god bless,

[jluv]

She's very good friends with my little sister. We actually grew up one block over from each other. Exact same floor plan on our houses and the whole nine. Never knew her then, though. She's 7 years younger than me. Anyway, my sis brought her by my place to hang one night. I had a gf at the time and we all became friends. When that gf and I broke up, I chased this one for a while. Stuck in friend zone until I got her drunk and showed her my magic wand. Then she chased me for a while, and I eventually gave in. 8 years this month since we went "exclusive", and I finally proposed two weeks ago. I'm a lucky guy. She is way out of my league.

[JP135]

Love at first shite!

Right from the shart.

[Geor!]

I is here now but do not wish to read ten pages. Cliff notes is some shitbag was trying to call out my woman but she turned shit around, is that about right? Good job, sweetheart!

Fuck drama, BTW. Just let people be happy. It's all good until personal insults get thrown around. Make sure it doesn't happen again.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Geors going soft!!?!?

[downshift_me]

Geors going soft!!?!?

I passed you in Saginaw this afternoon, douche.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I passed you in Saginaw this afternoon, douche.

Why didnt you wave at me and the gf?