sitting waiting to see the doc

[NoClassic]

I hope you are to feeling better soon man. I rarely take time to consider how dangerous being under cars is until I read or see this kind of stuff happen. I guess with frequency often comes complacency.

I cut the shit out of my knee replacing a heater core today. $900 for four sutures and a tetanus shot.

[dipswitch]

the cop who ran over himself

This reminds me of the cop who ran over himself. Was with the department for about 15 years and was a heavy smoker and beer drinker. Well after his shift one day (giving tickets for front llicense plate absence, expired inspection stickers, 5 miles over the speed limit) he went home exhausted and sat down to watch tv. Got his wife to get him a bear, reached over to get a cigarette and realized he was out. He asked his to run over to 7 11 to get him some cigarettes and donuts. His wife told him to run over himself and he did.

[talisman]

This reminds me of the cop who ran over himself. Was with the department for about 15 years and was a heavy smoker and beer drinker. Well after his shift one day (giving tickets for front llicense plate absence, expired inspection stickers, 5 miles over the speed limit) he went home exhausted and sat down to watch tv. Got his wife to get him a bear, reached over to get a cigarette and realized he was out. He asked his to run over to 7 11 to get him some cigarettes and donuts. His wife told him to run over himself and he did.

Oh.

[TeeShock]

No carnage pics?

[slow99]

Got his wife to get him a bear, reached over to get a cigarette and realized he was out. He asked his to run over to 7 11 to get him some cigarettes and donuts. His wife told him to run over himself and he did.

Lmfao at getting him a bear.

[jluv]

This reminds me of the cop who ran over himself. Was with the department for about 15 years and was a heavy smoker and beer drinker. Well after his shift one day (giving tickets for front llicense plate absence, expired inspection stickers, 5 miles over the speed limit) he went home exhausted and sat down to watch tv. Got his wife to get him a bear, reached over to get a cigarette and realized he was out. He asked his to run over to 7 11 to get him some cigarettes and donuts. His wife told him to run over himself and he did.

Funniest joke never.

[kobuzz]

No carnage pics?

[Cooter]

I'd say you lucked out on that one man

[TeeShock]

Out of all the bones in my body that would be my last choice. Shins make me cringe.

[Chili]

Out of all the bones in my body that would be my last choice. Shins make me cringe.

Growing up as a skater, shin injuries were usually the worst and most common that happened. Shin-bangers as we called them. That's not to say that they didn't hurt, but that you grew accustomed to them. Followed closely by broken wrists and tweaked ankles.

As far as appendages / bones I would fear breaking the most, it would have to be femurs.