Thinking about selling the unicorn

[Unicorn Jeff]

Well it's been a fun 2 years with the ups and downs with the car but FUCK man it's not ideal. I'm thinking about selling it and getting into a truck, but my problem is I'm dead set on getting an F-250 I wish I had a shit load of money so I could keep it but... I don't and it's time to grow up a little

[Mike]

I've also realized this car is never going to get me laid, so I really can't justify keeping it.
At least the F250 would give me a shot at getting the dude bro leftovers.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Besides getting laid is over rated now days.

[Mike]

And it's a bitch trying to rub one out in the back seat.

[bluecollar]

Take a check for $1600 and two ounces of silver? Just don't cash the check before Friday, cuz see the way my account is set up, I gotta transfer and...

[Chili]

You getting a brodozer?

[Baron Von Crowder]

I occasionally have a tire kicker walk into the shop and ask to buy my 69. I always just throw out a high number and they walk. Saturday, the dude agreed. I told him to come back in a couple weeks.

Sell it, but get what you want for it.

[mstng86]

Stop being a weinis and keep the car. Just buy the truck too.

[Unicorn Jeff]

If I had the money id keep it plus get whatever I wanted.

[BradM]

Sell it, mystic convertible terminators are a dime a dozen, they're everywhere. That's why people call them unicorns. It'll be that car that you will always refer to as the one you wish you'd kept. At least you can say you owned one. I owned a bar, I get to say that now...

[talisman]

Jeff gets a girlfriend and the car is the first thing to go. You poor bastard.

[Moose242]

brodozer

Awesome.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

Don't do it!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Jeff gets a girlfriend and the car is the first thing to go. You poor bastard.

Hahahaha no that's not the case. I've ALREADY been wanting to do it way before she came into the picture. Ask Phil LOL.

[talisman]

Hahahaha no that's not the case. I've ALREADY been wanting to do it way before she came into the picture. Ask Phil LOL.

Are you high? Every post I've read from you today has had some form of "hahahahaha" in it.