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  • So you have no nose....thats okay:

    Maybe John Bobbet or someone more recent could use this....lol





    Surgeons at a hospital will transplant a new nose grown on a patient’s forehead to his nasal spot in Fuzhou City, east China’s Fujian Province.

    The patient, nicknamed "Xiaolian," 22, suffered a severe nasal trauma in a serious car accident in August 2012.

    He just received basic medical remedy rather than a plastic surgery out of financial concerns following the accident.

    After months, however, his condition was infected due to absence of surgery and his nasal cartilage started to be corroded, making it impossible for surgeons to do nasal reconstruction.

    However, surgeons came up with an idea of growing a nose on Xiaolian’s forehead — a medical practice never tried in the world.

    The way is to grow the nose by placing a skin tissue expander onto Xiaolian’s forehead, cutting it into the shape of a nose and planting a cartilage taken from his ribs.
    Originally posted by Sean88gt
    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

  • #2
    Walkin' around with his nose up in the air. That stinks.

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    • #3
      And these are the fuckers that are making most of our products. No wonder stuff doesn't last.

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      • #4
        He's a hell of a snorkeler.
        Originally posted by davbrucas
        I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

        Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

        You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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        • #5
          Bet he doesn't go out in the rain. I suppose he could stick one of those little drink umbrellas in there. It would suck to stand under a tree where a bunch of birds congregate.

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          • #6
            LOL, reminds me of these...

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            • #7
              They're going to cut off his nose to spite his face!



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              • #8
                I wonder what he does when it rains?
                Wanna see my care face???

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Blakeski View Post
                  I wonder what he does when it rains?
                  That wa smy thought. The shower too.

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                  • #10
                    wonder how long it has been since he got laid...lol


                    I cant imagine
                    Originally posted by Sean88gt
                    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                      wonder how long it has been since he got laid...lol


                      I cant imagine
                      He doesn't have to come up for air...

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                      • #12
                        How does that conversation work? "where to put this nose while it grows?" Couldn't even get it straight up there either. Does need two foam ear plugs to keep the rain out too.
                        Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                          How does that conversation work? "where to put this nose while it grows?" Couldn't even get it straight up there either. Does need two foam ear plugs to keep the rain out too.
                          Looks like my granddaughter's Mr. Potato Head.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                            How does that conversation work? "where to put this nose while it grows?" Couldn't even get it straight up there either. Does need two foam ear plugs to keep the rain out too.
                            Picasso?
                            Originally posted by Sean88gt
                            You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                            You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                            • #15
                              When the government pays, the government controls.

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