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    TLDR: Hippies believed Al Gore that the Arctic would be free of ice this year so they took off up there. Now they're trapped by ice. Some idiot Americans even took jet skis. Canada says their ice breakers can't get to them.






    Churchville, VA—The naïve advice of ardent activists can kill. Last spring, Paul Beckwith of Sierra Club Canada predicted that the Arctic seas would be ice-free ice this summer. (So did Britain’s BBC network.) This exciting adventure opportunity attracted a variety of yachts, sailboats, rowboats, and kayaks owners to try sailing the fabled Northwest Passage.

    As a former sailboat owner I can understand their excitement, but my heart aches for the agonies they now face. The Arctic sea ice suddenly expanded 60% this fall, after the coldest summer in the modern Alaska temperature record. The passage is now impassable. More than a dozen of the boats are trapped, apparently even including a group of tiny American jet-ski “personal watercraft” that were attempting to cross from the east coast of Russia to the North Atlantic. Arctic observers are now warning that even Canadian icebreakers might not be able to rescue them.

    USCG HealyThe Northwest Passage blog reminds us that fall super storms are a potentially deadly fact in Alaska. “It is only a matter time. . . . Give Mother Nature her due time and she will move billions of tons of sea ice and push it up against the Alaska Arctic coast—effectively closing the door to exit the Arctic ice from western Canada. . . . No icebreakers are going to be able to offer any assistance. Mother Nature is mightier than all the icebreakers put together.” Note that the Atlantic exit is already problematic.

    Helicopter rescues on Arctic ice are incredibly expensive, involving hundreds of miles of flying by copters and crews expensively maintained in that icy and sparsely populated region. Additionally, all the lovely boats become write-offs.
    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

  • #2
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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    • #3
      haha

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      • #4
        hahaha fuck em.

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        • #5
          Glorious!
          ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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          • #6
            They're going to lose their jet skis and ships and all of that to the ice and salvagers because they believed the Sierra Club. Does no one know how to research? Or plan for the worst?
            I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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            • #7
              Darwin had a theory...

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              • #8
                Unfortunately the acts of a few idiots wont change shit. In fact the idiots will probably still believe in the bullshit.

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                • #9
                  Not smart. I'd take a jet ski off a beach some where, but not in the middle of that water. After that bad decision it goes all down hill from there.
                  Originally posted by MR EDD
                  U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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                  • #10
                    Now if we could just get all of the other hippies up there....

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                    • #11
                      They should sue.


                      DUMBASSES
                      Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                      • #12
                        so much hate here, but if that guy arnold did it, we'd be passing around a collection plate. hmph.
                        THE BAD HOMBRE

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                        • #13
                          Dudes pulled an unintentional Chris McCandless.

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                          • #14
                            2013 Donner Invitational

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                            • #15
                              FYI: Adventurer and outdoorsman are not words that necessarily synonymous with hippy.



                              More like "awesome kickass dudes stuck in arctic b/c of hippies' forecast"

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