In honor, I had Indian food for lunch. Curry beef with rice.
Spent the next 30 minutes in the portajon sweating to death wishing the explosive shits would stop.
lol,
I was at an Indian buffet with the wife and kid one day, (I was the only white guy there, and there was one black guy). He looked to be on a date with an Indian girl. As I was filling up my plate the black guy slides up next to me and quietly asks "I've never eaten this stuff, what is safe to eat?"
I picked out some mild stuff and dipped him out a bowl of "yogurt" to further cool things off. He thanked me and went back to his date.
A few minutes later I peeked around the booth to see how he was doing. I chuckled as I saw him dripping with sweat and piping his brow every 30 seconds or so.
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