Slowhand buys them by the case. He also found out that bowling balls are an acceptable substitute in a pinch.
I knew you two were queer for each other
Originally posted by Jester
Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
Oh I see you want to be ready when big Ben comes over to rape you.
You can't rape the willing, Jeff! Besides, Elvis said Geor has a fetish for the rythmic slapping noise a heavy ballsack makes on his chin. 'Big' Ben has too many selling points for this cock lover to ignore!
Originally posted by PGreenCobra
I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
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