drunk and bored

[BradM]

My wife is the funniest craziest person I know. She is away for training for her new job today. I miss her like I miss air.

[talisman]

D'awwww.

[Sleeper]

lmao. Please for the love of god, dont delete this thread tomorrow.

[grove rat]

you mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, i'm a little fucked up maybe, but she's funny how? i mean funny like she's a clown, she amuses you? she make you laugh, she here to fuckin' amuse you? what do you mean funny, funny how? how is she funny?

[slow99]

you mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, i'm a little fucked up maybe, but she's funny how? i mean funny like she's a clown, she amuses you? she make you laugh, she here to fuckin' amuse you? what do you mean funny, funny how? how is she funny?

I always kinda glance and wonder if that's Phoenix Marie in your avatar.

[BMCSean]

Have you been vaping?

[mstng86]

Try drunk phone sex. See how that works for you

[idrivea4banger]

Try drunk phone sex. See how that works for you

He's going to break his phone.

[eastsidetorino]

[ELVIS]

He's going to break his phone.

Or at the very least its really gonna stink tomorrow.

God bless.

[downshift_me]

Remember this thread next time she pisses you off.

[Country cracker]

Try drunk phone sex. See how that works for you

Just make sure you dial the right number.

[ELVIS]

is b-rad still in bed clinging to his tear soaked pillow?

god bless.

[BradM]

LOL! Drunk BradM is such a sweetheart!

[Mike]

She's not nice.