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[prostock1]

"How should I use Summer’s Eve Cleansing Cloths?" Our cleansing cloths are for external use only. Simply remove a cloth from its foil packet, unfold and gently wipe from front to back. Use only once, and then throw away the used cloth.

[helosailor]

Duly noted.

[BradM]

the fuck?

[YALE]

the fuck?

Maybe earlier he didn't feel so fresh, so he tried something new, and in doing that, he felt accomplished. Thanks for letting us share in your moment of achievement, OP.

[Shaggin Wagon]

I like kids wet wipes better than toilet paper. I usually start with the paper and end with the wipes.

[VaderTT]

I like kids wet wipes better than toilet paper. I usually start with the paper and end with the wipes.

Jeff said those work great on his battered rectum on Sunday morning before church.

[helosailor]

Jeff said those work great on his battered rectum on Sunday morning before church.

[Unicorn Jeff]

My girlfriend is trying to get me to use those ROFL. Guess my dingle berry smell is getting to her.

[Shaggin Wagon]

My girlfriend is trying to get me to use those ROFL. Guess my dingle berry smell is getting to her.

Just wipe the shit onto your junk and let her give you a bj...then you'll find out if its real love.

[Probie]

My girlfriend is trying to get me to use those ROFL. Guess my dingle berry smell is getting to her.

Lol

[KBScobravert]

It is socially acceptable to carry wet wipe pack to the port-a-jons here. A habit that is frowned upon in an office space back home.

Then again, we use hand sanitizer to wipe down the boot prints off the seat and there are mounds of empty water bottles in there too.

[Probie]

It is socially acceptable to carry wet wipe pack to the port-a-jons here. A habit that is frowned upon in an office space back home.

Then again, we use hand sanitizer to wipe down the boot prints off the seat and there are mounds of empty water bottles in there too.

Ahhh, but back here you have an excuse. It's called a diaper bag.

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