Best invention ever?!?!

[2011GT]

It's always better when the stripper is crying

[2011GT]

I've never even gotten a chub in a lap dance and I think it's great. Sounds like we got some picky ass strip club haters.

Have you tried Chippendales? Maybe you would like that place more.

[Ruffdaddy]

Have you tried Chippendales? Maybe you would like that place more.

Oh man that was a good joke. Recycled in the same thread and all!

[sc281]

Have you tried Chippendales? Maybe you would like that place more.

He's not allowed there anymore. He kept trying to put the liquidlapdance on the... err.... entertainers.

[Country cracker]

Wait, you're supposed to have pants on during a lap dance?

[2011GT]

Oh man that was a good joke. Recycled in the same thread and all!

It's a slow news day

[lincolnboy]

who gets lap dances anyways. that like saying howthatdicktadt...

[Stephen]

What's different than a prostitute at that point?

[Ruffdaddy]

What's different than a prostitute at that point?

Legal, and a lap dance is anywhere from 5-40. Go ahead and get a prostitute in that range....

[Damnittsteve]

the reason no one has returned one and asked for a refund is the same for dildos. no one wants "liquidlapdance" on the their credit card statement after they get the refund and the seller could care less about being discreet.