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Best invention ever?!?!
Website my be a little NSFW...
http://www.liquidlapdance.com/
http://www.liquidlapdance.com/
We're famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex.
Guys wear our "lap dance pants" in place of their underwear when they're getting a dance. What do they feel like? Just ask our customers:
"Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down."
"Imagine a pair of oiled titties bouncing up and down your cock."
"I wouldn't say it felt like sex. More like a blow job, a hand job, whacking off, anal sex, and titty-fucking all in one."
Everybody says it a little differently, but all seem to agree, Liquid Lapdance makes lap dances feel much, much better! We make Lap Dances feel so good we offer our World Famous Orgasm Guarantee. If you don't have an orgasm in your Liquid Lapdance lap dance pants, we'll give you a full refund. Want to know how many refunds we've had to give? It's fewer than 1%. That's right, 99% of our customers are having orgasms with Liquid Lapdance, and you can too.
Guys wear our "lap dance pants" in place of their underwear when they're getting a dance. What do they feel like? Just ask our customers:
"Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down."
"Imagine a pair of oiled titties bouncing up and down your cock."
"I wouldn't say it felt like sex. More like a blow job, a hand job, whacking off, anal sex, and titty-fucking all in one."
Everybody says it a little differently, but all seem to agree, Liquid Lapdance makes lap dances feel much, much better! We make Lap Dances feel so good we offer our World Famous Orgasm Guarantee. If you don't have an orgasm in your Liquid Lapdance lap dance pants, we'll give you a full refund. Want to know how many refunds we've had to give? It's fewer than 1%. That's right, 99% of our customers are having orgasms with Liquid Lapdance, and you can too.
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