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Lake Park - Met the Worst Parent Ever.
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i think i just hurt my wrist from punching myself in the face for reading "ruining the lie" 17 times is this lame ass stoner problems story.
god bless.It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass
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Originally posted by talisman View PostI would have thrown her kid in the lake.
Seriously though: someone needs to teach that kid that what his parents are showing him, is wrong.
Whoever made the tag, that movie was awesome for some reason....as stupid as it was, pretty awesome.Originally posted by Sean88gtYou can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.Originally posted by Baron Von CrowderYou can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
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Originally posted by BP View PostI'd find the overpriced clapped out luxury SUV in the parking lot with all the alien writing and upgrade them to a locking gas cap."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."
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Originally posted by bcoop View PostDisc golf is serious business.Originally posted by SilverbackLook all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
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Yeah, I don't smoke weed, so you can skip the stoner voice when reading it.
If my bro(ther, by blood) hadn't been there I probably would have walked away immediately after she refused to give it up and wouldn't have bothered with an argument.
I take disc golf seriously. The real issue is not the price of the disc ($15-25), it's the fact that after you have thrown a disc for awhile you know how it's going to fly and it feels solid in your hand.
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Originally posted by jdgregory84 View PostI would've given them the $2, walked away and made an anonymous 911 call that an overweight hispanic lady was at the lake with her kid soliciting prostitution.
Funny thing is, I would have had to go to an ATM. It's not like the kid was doing this on his own, his mom was putting him up to it.
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Originally posted by talisman View Post"There's things you don't know about me, Jim, I'll fuck a little kid up if he kicked me in the dick!"Originally posted by talismanI wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?Originally posted by AdamLXIf there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.Originally posted by BroncojohnnyBecause fuck you, that's whyOriginally posted by 80coupenice dick, Idrivea4bangerOriginally posted by Rick Modena......and idrivea4banger is a real person.Originally posted by JesterMan ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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