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    Bra Sizes Of Female Detroit Cops Emailed By Accident To Officers

    Now this is definitely an embarrassing situation for female members of the Detroit police, as their bra cup sizes have been emailed to the other officers by accident. Just how the heck did such personal information become available? The answer is simple – a bullet proof vest. After all, the bullet proof vest that is worn by a man looks nearly the same as that of a woman’s on the outside, although the inside is very much different since it has been specially contoured to fit her curves. It is rather unfortunate then, that when a handful of female officers provided information such as their height, weight and bra cup sizes to the Detroit Police Department so that they are able to receive fitting bullet proof vests, it is rather unfortunate that a “clerical error” led to such a situation.

    Assistant Chief James White, said, “On the third page, the females were listed. Unfortunately and embarrassingly, the cup sizes of the females were listed on that third page, and it was really just a clerical error.” Commander Dwayne Love was tasked to inform the officers that their bullet proof vests were ready to be collected, so in the forwarded email to the commanders who in turn forwarded it to the supervisors, and subsequently had it forwarded it to the rest of the officers, carried the weight, height and bra cup sizes of the women named in the attached Excel spreadsheet.




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  • #2
    Waiting to see the cup sizes side of the story.
    WRX

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    • #3
      News FLASH!

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      • #4
        That's not a clerical error, that's some dumb fuck not paying attention to the email distribution list they sent that info out to.

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        • #5
          Tits or GTFO: That would have made the article much better.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mustang_revival View Post
            Waiting to see the cup sizes side of the story.
            Go to the library(libary in Detroit) and flip-through some old National Geographic mags, that's what you'd find on the women in the PD.

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            • #7
              The person responsible is Commander Dwayne Love
              Commander Dwayne LOVE
              Commander Dwayne LOVE

              That just struck me as funny.
              "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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              • #8
                He LOVES dem titties.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by big_tiger View Post
                  News FLASH!
                  I see what you did there

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                  • #10
                    Don't see why anyone would care. It's not like you can see their rack and estimate their cup size.

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                    • #11
                      Being Detroit there would be no surprise if the smallest was a 78 DDD.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                        Being Detroit there would be no surprise if the smallest was a 78 Long.
                        ftfy
                        "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by mustang_revival View Post
                          Waiting to see the cup sizes side of the story.
                          Niiice...
                          Originally posted by Silverback
                          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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