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    23-year-old Gregory McCalium, bit off more than he could chew when he threatened 72-year-old retired boxer, Frank Corti.

    When McCalium forced his way into Corti’s house, he had no idea what he was getting himself into. Corti may be advanced in age, but he still means business.

    Corti, who lives in Botley, Oxford, served with the Royal Engineers in North Africa from 1956-58 and had years of boxing experience, McCalium only had half a plan and a knife.

    McCalium lunged with his blade, but Corti was quick. He dodged and punched the intruder in the face, giving him a black eye and a swollen lip. After McCalium was down for the count, Corti kept him restrained until police arrived.


    Gregory McCalium, also posing for the camera.

    “I was scared when he first drew the knife, but my old training must have kicked in because I just punched him as hard as I could and he went down like a sack of spuds. If you can’t defend what’s yours, where are we at?” Corti said after the case.

    McCalium denied his charges and claimed he was suffering from acute amnesia, in other words, he didn’t want to admit he just got put in his place by an unarmed 72-year-old.

    The judge gave McCalium a 4-and-a-half-year prison sentence for aggravated burglary, telling him he had “got what he deserved.”
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    God closes doors no man can open, God opens doors no man can close. Revelations 3:7-8

  • #2
    Another notch on his belt for a TKO...
    "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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    • #3
      Dont fuck with old guys never know what you will get

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      • #4
        Love it!
        Ford
        GM
        Toyota
        VAG

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        • #5
          When you live in a country where gun ownership is not allowed, you need to be good with your hands or you will be a victim.

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          • #6
            Old man strength...

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            • #7
              I'm kind of surprised they didn't arrest the old man.
              ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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              • #8
                where did he get a knife? Arent those illegal?
                "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by YALE View Post
                  I'm kind of surprised they didn't arrest the old man.
                  As am I, that is completely uncivilized behaviour. He should have called the police and waited for bob to show up.
                  First hand witness at the failure of public healthcare.

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                  • #10
                    Mr. Corti will probably be sued by that pos.

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                    • #11
                      awesome
                      satisfaction is the death of desire...

                      its still "We the people"...right?

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                      • #12
                        should have put a b ullet in that sack of garbage

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jakesford View Post
                          Old man strength...
                          This. Don't fuck with old people.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
                            should have put a b ullet in that sack of garbage
                            Not allowed to own guns there.

                            Stevo
                            Originally posted by SSMAN
                            ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                            • #15
                              I just want to know if the old man stood over him and said "Bob's your uncle" after he knocked him out.
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                              Originally posted by Leah
                              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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