What's the weirdest derogatory comment someone has said to you?

[soap]

That's your story?

lol yes.

[Snatch Napkin]

I know! You hardly speak English, so another language is WAY out of the question!!

Fucking awesome!

[racrguy]

lol yes.

Alright. lol

[Cooter]

at work this drunk mexican guy got mad because my cashier refused to sell him beer. im standing a few feet away, in perfect english he asked for the manager> ME

him
starts talking to me in full blown spanish.

me
i don't speak spanish.

him
well what the fuck are you doing working in a mexican store. "you need to learn spanish"

me
first off watch your mouth! second this is not a "mexican store" a mexican store would be in mexico. i understand texas has lots of hispanics but at this 'american store' we also have asians. arabics. jamaicans. the store is for everybody, do you really expect us to learn several languages? if i go to mexico and tell all of em to learn english they'll kick my ass. i told him his drunk and he needs to leave before i call the cops.

A lot of Romas get confused with Mexicans in TX

[A+]

when i worked retail pharmacy, people used to think i was indian. wasnt really derogative.

[bluecollar]

At the pawn shop I get called all kinds of interesting things.

"You muthafuckin need Jesus...bitch ass" was a pretty good one

"I don't steal shit. I'll fuckin steal you!"

I could go on forever. We try to be helpful as much as humanly possible, but ya can't please everyone.

[mstng86]

At the pawn shop I get called all kinds of interesting things.

"You muthafuckin need Jesus...bitch ass" was a pretty good one

"I don't steal shit. I'll fuckin steal you!"

I could go on forever. We try to be helpful as much as humanly possible, but ya can't please everyone.

Maybe you should ask a friend to come in and determine the value of the stolen property.

[Mach1]

At the pawn shop I get called all kinds of interesting things.

"You muthafuckin need Jesus...bitch ass" was a pretty good one

"I don't steal shit. I'll fuckin steal you!"

I could go on forever. We try to be helpful as much as humanly possible, but ya can't please everyone.

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[Torinoman]

My sister once told me to go suck a fuck. To this day, I still have no idea what it means

[8mpg]

I have been nicknamed the "angel of death"

[JC316]

My sister once told me to go suck a fuck. To this day, I still have no idea what it means

Guessing she is a Donnie Darko fan.

[Treadhead]

Had one poor disenfranchised criminal type person call me a, "Giant Frankenstein looking motherfucker!" I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

Had another one tell me he was gonna sodomize me at the gates of hell!

[Craizie]

My nick name in school was Crazy Cracker.... I thought it was pretty funny.

[Chili]

Had one poor disenfranchised criminal type person call me a, "Giant Frankenstein looking motherfucker!" I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

How many times do I need to apologize for calling you that?? Geez, you never let shit go!

[Frank]

Had a car that badly needed paint. Different colors, rust. "Frank, You are the most humble guy I know."