What's the weirdest derogatory comment someone has said to you?

[DON SVO]

"Why won't you just give me what I want, you selfish... You... You fucking goblin!"

I work in a telephone inside sales environment where she could never see me. I had to mute the phone so I could laugh.

[Trip McNeely]

Every short joke or name in the Dictionary. Oh well, doesn't phase me after 32 years.

[SSMAN]

When I used to work at the beer store, a guy came thru the drive thru and asked for "A can of Bud in the bottle". Really fucked me up.

[4EyedTurd]

I was the only white kid playing basketball at the community center and got called "White bread"

[Nash B.]

Every short joke or name in the Dictionary. Oh well, doesn't phase me after 32 years.

Squeak used to get you.

[Trip McNeely]

Squeak used to get you.

That's below the belt, T.

[BLAKE]

Had one poor disenfranchised criminal type person call me a, "Giant Frankenstein looking motherfucker!" I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

Jimmy, don't take this the wrong way because I genuinely think you're a helluva good guy, but I think he was onto something.

[Ruffdaddy]

Chud monkey was a pretty funny one

[Chili]

Jimmy, don't take this the wrong way because I genuinely think you're a helluva good guy, but I think he was onto something.

I mean, he does have a flat-top!

[YALE]

My mom's side of the family is bunch of pretty dark Cajuns, and one of my great uncles always called my younger uncle a, "wiry little dego." It popped back up again today because the younger uncle got out of surgery to remove his bladder, and he's asking for food and basically acting like he's right as the mail.

[BradM]

I've been trying to think of something. I think "You fat fuc.." was as far as anyone has gotten within ear shot.

[naynay]

i have a bunch of fair skinned fellows at work who call me boss man, i just take it in stride.

[CWO]

Interesting. I was at a Dairy Queen drive through the other day and a dark... really dark skinned gentleman called me boss man, I didn't think to post it because it didn't mean anything!

[CWO]

Or did it?

[FunFordCobra]

Messicans called me Diablo Blanco when I was a construction manager. Didn't care.