Don't pass out drunk in the Dominican

[VaderTT]

You might just lose your best friend!


I thought I would continue the horribly misfortunate thread trend I've been trying for.


Drunk Dominican man passes out only to wake up to missing penis

A man from Dominican Republic got the shock of his life when he passed out after a night of heavy drinking and woke up without his penis.

Although Geraldo Ramos told a local TV station Noticias Sin, that he has no clue where his penis went, his neighbors alleged that a dog attacked Ramos, while he was out of it, the Huffington Post reported.

But, 45-year-old Ramos claimed that he had no memory of the dog and that the suspected dog has not been found.

http://www.business-standard.com/article/news-ani/drunk-dominican-man-passes-out-only-to-wake-up-to-missing-penis-113080300340_1.html

[Sean88gt]

Something similar happened to me in Florida, but it was an ugly chick trying to suck it off and I was able to get out of there before any harm could be done (like waking up next to her).

[line-em-up]

Here is a song about it.

[lincolnboy]

sound peanut butter was involved.

[Sean88gt]

sound peanut butter was involved.

Dude....I'm just fucking laughing over here. Does your mind process shit this way? I bet you are an unintentional riot.

[lincolnboy]

my bad forgot "like" im trying to take a shit and it fucking smells.

[VaderTT]

Mans best friend is turning on us.

[GE]

my bad forgot "like" im trying to take a shit and it fucking smells.

I bet your phone is naaaaasty!

[lincolnboy]

i use my penis to type on my phone while i wipe.

[CJ]

Damn. That is fucking terrible.