Animals living in the ceiling

[Pro88LX]

Fucking cut the tree down and make some bats with it. Bodark gets hard as fuck.

or fence posts

[Cooter]

We used to have horse apple fights at the park in my neighborhood growing up.

It escalated quickly the first time a three-man water balloon launcher was used

[VaderTT]

or fence posts

Or a beautifully crafted wooden phallus.





hard

[mustang_revival]

[mustang_revival]

OH shit, just had a brilliant idea. Put an electric fence up in the attic!!!!!@2211!!

[brandon01rt]

This dudes wife is a pain in the ass and manages his rental homes. When I called complaining about the shower mixer going out she asked for me to only call her if something is wrong that I could not live without. She then said every "bogus" call would cost me 125.00 bucks

What a raging cunt

[Pro88LX]

Or a beautifully crafted wooden phallus.





hard

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[SonicblueGT03]

Bois d'Arc, even.

[GE]

Bengal!

[VaderTT]

Jeff approves this post

He texted me right after that post and asked where he could procure a "hard wooden phallus".

[Pro88LX]

He texted me right after that post and asked where he could procure a "hard wooden phallus".

gay

[naynay]

Cayenne pepper sprinkled around will get rid of squirrels

[VaderTT]

Cayenne pepper on squirrels? Mmmmmmm!