Today is a rare day...

[Binky]

My farts actually smell worse than my dogs farts... If I wasn't so lazy i'd go to a supermarket and crop dust the aisles and watch people look for the mystery dead animal in the shelves..

Its some quality gas, sucks to not share it.

[DeddRekoning]

[Pokulski-Blatz]

My farts actually smell worse than my dogs farts... If I wasn't so lazy i'd go to a supermarket and crop dust the aisles and watch people look for the mystery dead animal in the shelves..

Its some quality gas, sucks to not share it.

You have a sad life.

[UserX]

That's hot.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Glad you weren't fucking it up on Friday.

[46Tbird]

Years ago I went to the titty bar with some of my friends. We had been grilling by the pool earlier in the day and apparently one of the guys had gotten something a little too rare. He had the WORST farts I have ever smelled, something like putrid rotting flesh plus vomit plus baby shit x100.

So he lets fly with one of these monsters while he's getting a lap dance from some chick. She stands straight up and runs off, and we are fucking rolling. But he stinks so bad we tell him to get up and go take a shit or something. Instead he starts walking around the bar, stopping every so often to let out a squeaker. Within seconds, every group he's close to stands up and runs off. A couple of minutes later the DJ stops the music, and tells the whole club that whoever is letting off stink bombs better knock that shit off or they're going to get kicked out. Good times.

Chris, when opportunity knocks,....

[Binky]

That must have been what it was - i had a super rare prime rib last night and it was delicious.

pretty much smelled just like that. I let one go and then was like "gawddamn...i'm dying inside"

I'm saving it for the people at work today....

[Mike]

lmfao

[vert_95]

Years ago I went to the titty bar with some of my friends. We had been grilling by the pool earlier in the day and apparently one of the guys had gotten something a little too rare. He had the WORST farts I have ever smelled, something like putrid rotting flesh plus vomit plus baby shit x100.

So he lets fly with one of these monsters while he's getting a lap dance from some chick. She stands straight up and runs off, and we are fucking rolling. But he stinks so bad we tell him to get up and go take a shit or something. Instead he starts walking around the bar, stopping every so often to let out a squeaker. Within seconds, every group he's close to stands up and runs off. A couple of minutes later the DJ stops the music, and tells the whole club that whoever is letting off stink bombs better knock that shit off or they're going to get kicked out. Good times.

Chris, when opportunity knocks,....

Lmfao!!! One of the best stories I've heard in awhile.

[NTexas_V-Star]

I got a good solid laugh out of this thread!

[IHaveAMustang]

Years ago I went to the titty bar with some of my friends. We had been grilling by the pool earlier in the day and apparently one of the guys had gotten something a little too rare. He had the WORST farts I have ever smelled, something like putrid rotting flesh plus vomit plus baby shit x100.

So he lets fly with one of these monsters while he's getting a lap dance from some chick. She stands straight up and runs off, and we are fucking rolling. But he stinks so bad we tell him to get up and go take a shit or something. Instead he starts walking around the bar, stopping every so often to let out a squeaker. Within seconds, every group he's close to stands up and runs off. A couple of minutes later the DJ stops the music, and tells the whole club that whoever is letting off stink bombs better knock that shit off or they're going to get kicked out. Good times.

Chris, when opportunity knocks,....

*slow clap*

[Cooter]

You have a sad life.

Methinks you are the one with the sad life

[Snatch Napkin]

Epic shit was raunchy!!

My little brother nearly barfed.

[NTexas_V-Star]

epic shit was raunchy!!

My little brother nearly barfed.

lmao

[Binky]

Today was a good day.