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I am sitting in DFW Airport at my gate waiting for my flight. There is a woman sitting across from me knitting a sock with these 4-5 6" long steel needles. I can't get a pair of fingernail clippers through but this lady can bring her heavy gauge needles that look like minny spears.
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Who's Minny Spears? Britney's other slutty sister?"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson -
Don't be jealous that someone is getting hand knit socks in the near future!Originally posted by kbscobravert View PostOriginally posted by Nash B.Comment
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I guess there is no way I can blame that on how small this keyboard is? How about MINI spears.Originally posted by poopnut2 View PostFuck you. We're going to Costco.Comment
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Hand-knit cum catchers. That would be pretty fucked up if some teenager jacked off into a sock his grandma made for him. Almost like getting a handjob from her.Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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Originally posted by poopnut2 View Post
Damn; that makes me wish that my grandmother could knit.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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can you imagine sticking one of those down the eye of your penis?Comment
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No, and the fact that you can disturbs the fuck out of me.Originally posted by SMKR View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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I said that because I just read about that girl abducted from Lubbock and dogs found clues pertaining to her in the lubbock landfill. I was imagining them sticking one down the penis of the guy that abducted her- he is a piece of shit.Originally posted by poopnut2 View PostComment
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lol @ cum catchers.Comment
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No, but she can cook.....who am I kidding, she can't even really do that. She's just old.Originally posted by WildBill View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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