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    I am sitting in DFW Airport at my gate waiting for my flight. There is a woman sitting across from me knitting a sock with these 4-5 6" long steel needles. I can't get a pair of fingernail clippers through but this lady can bring her heavy gauge needles that look like minny spears.
    Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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    Who's Minny Spears? Britney's other slutty sister?
    "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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    • #3
      Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
      I am sitting in DFW Airport at my gate waiting for my flight. There is a woman sitting across from me knitting a sock with these 4-5 6" long steel needles. I can't get a pair of fingernail clippers through but this lady can bring her heavy gauge needles that look like minny spears.
      Don't be jealous that someone is getting hand knit socks in the near future!
      Originally posted by Nash B.
      Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by poopnut2 View Post
        Who's Minny Spears? Britney's other slutty sister?
        I guess there is no way I can blame that on how small this keyboard is? How about MINI spears.
        Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
          Don't be jealous that someone is getting hand knit socks in the near future!
          Hand-knit cum catchers. That would be pretty fucked up if some teenager jacked off into a sock his grandma made for him. Almost like getting a handjob from her.
          "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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          • #6
            Originally posted by poopnut2 View Post
            Hand-knit cum catchers. That would be pretty fucked up if some teenager jacked off into a sock his grandma made for him. Almost like getting a handjob from her.
            LOL.

            <-- wants custom jizz catchers...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by poopnut2 View Post
              Hand-knit cum catchers. That would be pretty fucked up if some teenager jacked off into a sock his grandma made for him. Almost like getting a handjob from her.

              Damn; that makes me wish that my grandmother could knit.
              Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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              • #8
                can you imagine sticking one of those down the eye of your penis?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SMKR View Post
                  can you imagine sticking one of those down the eye of your penis?
                  No, and the fact that you can disturbs the fuck out of me.
                  "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by poopnut2 View Post
                    Hand-knit cum catchers. That would be pretty fucked up if some teenager jacked off into a sock his grandma made for him. Almost like getting a handjob from her.
                    Still sick as ever!




































                    Is your granny hot?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by poopnut2 View Post
                      No, and the fact that you can disturbs the fuck out of me.
                      I said that because I just read about that girl abducted from Lubbock and dogs found clues pertaining to her in the lubbock landfill. I was imagining them sticking one down the penis of the guy that abducted her- he is a piece of shit.

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                      • #12
                        lol @ cum catchers.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by poopnut2 View Post
                          No, and the fact that you can disturbs the fuck out of me.
                          x2
                          2012 GT500

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SMKR View Post
                            can you imagine sticking one of those down the eye of your penis?
                            Worse, google Pound Puppy Piercing

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by WildBill View Post
                              Still sick as ever!

                              Is your granny hot?
                              No, but she can cook.....who am I kidding, she can't even really do that. She's just old.
                              "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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