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    A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

    The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.”

    Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

    The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

    He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog” had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

    When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

    The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.

    Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized. Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

    The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.


    http://poinsettcounty.kait8.com/news...-mans-testicle

    Let the puns begin!



    The dog loved it! He had a ball... but the guy sure didn't.
    Ded

  • #2
    where
    do
    you
    find
    this
    shit?

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    • #3
      Shit! I posted it in the wrong forum, unless there is a video/picture with that link.
      Ded

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      • #4
        Guess he forgot to clean all the peanut butter off.
        "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

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        • #5
          You want me to move it, killer?
          Originally posted by Silverback
          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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          • #6
            That guy wont have the balls to take in another stray!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View Post
              That guy wont have the balls to take in another stray!
              I bet he doesn't have the balls to not do it!
              Originally posted by Silverback
              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                You want me to move it, killer?
                Yes please sir, posting from my fone is hard.
                Ded

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                  Yes please sir, posting from my fone is hard.
                  I'm assuming you want it in the Back Porch?




                  DONE!
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #10
                    so much for going balls deep...
                    "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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                    • #11
                      Not like he was getting any action...

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                      • #12
                        guess dog name was CD

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                          guess dog name was CD
                          That line eats balls.

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                          • #14
                            What the fuck.
                            Vortex rear stand $75
                            8.8 410s. $50

                            **SKAGG NASTY**
                            My goal in life is to not arrive at the grave in a well preserved body.
                            but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy shit!!!.. what a ride!"

                            1990 Foxbody GT for that ass
                            11 4 door
                            13 FX2 White 5.0

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                            • #15
                              Maybe the dog didn't believe the guy was paralyzed and wanted to make sure.

                              So he started with a test tickle.

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