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    Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.

    'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'
    Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
    Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,

    climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.

    He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
    'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'
    Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.
    He discovers a larger room where he meets an Angelic looking man with a beard.
    Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; You will find Mohammed higher up.'

    Mohammed higher than Jesus!
    Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
    once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man

    with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

    'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now, Totally out of breath from all his climbing.
    'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, But you look exhausted.

    Would you like a cup of coffee?'

    Obama says, 'Yes please!'
    As God looks behind him, he claps his hands And yells out: "Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"

    Keep your trust in God;
    Your president is an idiot.

  • #2
    Good one.

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    • #3
      Why does God need coffee?
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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      • #4
        Not fucking cool man.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Prophet Muhammad View Post
          Not fucking cool man.
          You really shoulda seen that comin, Mo.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Prophet Muhammad View Post
            Not fucking cool man.
            You shut your filthy mouth

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
              Why does God need coffee?

              I know when I'm exhausted from climbing, a big cup of hot coffee just really quenches the thirst. You'd think if heaven was so great they could put in some elevators. We've even got those on Earth already. I mean, com'on, God.

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              • #8
                Good ole fairy tale gave me a chuckle.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by talisman View Post
                  I know when I'm exhausted from climbing, a big cup of hot coffee just really quenches the thirst. You'd think if heaven was so great they could put in some elevators. We've even got those on Earth already. I mean, com'on, God.
                  I think it's the fact that God knew what Obummer was wanting.... make him work for it a little...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Prophet Muhammad View Post
                    Not fucking cool man.
                    What are You doing playing on the internet? This chicken cacciatore isn't going to cook itself!







                    .
                    Last edited by God; 07-31-2013, 02:31 PM. Reason: Muhammad!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by God View Post
                      What are you doing playing on the internet? This chicken cacciatore isn't going to cook itself!
                      Oh thank YOU. I thought You were going to want ham again.

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                      • #12
                        That's funny as hell...
                        www.allforoneroofing.com

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by prophet muhammad View Post
                          not fucking cool man.
                          Originally posted by god View Post
                          what are you doing playing on the internet? This chicken cacciatore isn't going to cook itself!
                          Originally posted by prophet muhammad View Post
                          oh thank you. I thought you were going to want ham again.
                          lol

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                          • #14
                            Hey, go back to Peter and get me a beer. For my next miracle I shall turn Shiner into urine.

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                            • #15
                              Shouldn't this be in the religious section?

                              :-)








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