On children:

[racrguy]

I think Bill Hicks said it best.

But I'll tell you this. Where's this idea that childbirth is a miracle came from. Ha, I missed that fucking meeting, okay? "It's a miracle, childbirth is a miracle." No it's not. No more than a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. It's a chemical reaction, that's all it fucking is. If, you wanna know what a miracle is: raisin' a kid that doesn't talk in a movie theatre. Okay, there, there, there is a goddam miracle. It's not a miracle if every nine months any yin yang in the world can drop a litter of these mewling cabbages on our planet. And just in case you haven't seen the single mom statistics lately, the miracle is spreading like wild-fire. "Hallelujah!" Trailer parks and council flats all over the world just filling up with little miracles. Thunk, thunk, thunk, like frogs laying eggs. "Thunk, look at all my little miracles, thunk, filling up my trailer like a sardine can. Thunk. You know what would be a real miracle, if I could remember your daddy's name, aargh, thunk. I guess I'll have to call you Lorry Driver Junior. Thunk. That's all I remember about your daddy was his fuzzy little pot-belly riding on top of me shooting his caffeine ridden semen into my belly to produce my little water-headed miracle baby, urgh. There's your brother, Pizza Delivery Boy Junior."

[svauto-erotic855]

Why would you quote such a piece of shit whom is thankfully dead?

The contempt that homosexuals (and I am not talking about Mr Hicks) have for "Breeders" and their children sickens me.

[Trip McNeely]

Sounds like someone who got rejected by women all his life and accepts dying alone. A real scumbag.

[ELVIS]

I've got a kid and find it rather funny.

God bless.

[racrguy]

Why would you quote such a piece of shit whom is thankfully dead?

The contempt that homosexuals (and I am not talking about Mr Hicks) have for "Breeders" and their children sickens me.

Sounds like someone who got rejected by women all his life and accepts dying alone. A real scumbag.

Lighten up assholes. Sprogs aren't special little snowflakes. Women have been shittin out bastards for millennia.

I've got a kid and find it rather funny.

God bless.

Maaaaaaaah nigga!

[svauto-erotic855]

Lighten up assholes. Sprogs aren't special little snowflakes. Women have been shittin out bastards for millennia.

I keep hoping that it can be proven that homosexuality is a genetic trait that can be tested for along with other serious birth defects prior to the child's birth. Expecting mothers would then be able to abort their defective children sparing the rest of us from having to put up with them and their nasty attitudes towards what made their lives possible in the first place.

Mr Hicks did have a valid point about a kid not making noise in a theater. I thought that he was very funny but a vile man none the less.

[racrguy]

I keep hoping that it can be proven that homosexuality is a genetic trait that can be tested for along with other serious birth defects prior to the child's birth. Expecting mothers would then be able to abort their defective children sparing the rest of us from having to put up with them and their nasty attitudes towards what made their lives possible in the first place.

Mr Hicks did have a valid point about a kid not making noise in a theater. I thought that he was very funny but a vile man none the less.

Calm your tits.

What does insulting people's view that their children are miracles have to do with homosexuality?

[line-em-up]

Geez people. I don't know anything about this Bill Hicks guy, but I think he was trying to make a point about all of the people having babies with no thought or care about how they are going to raise them. He sounds about right to me.

[racrguy]

Geez people. I don't know anything about this Bill Hicks guy, but I think he was trying to make a point about all if the people having babies with no thought or care about how they are going to raise them. He sounds about right to me.

You should look his stuff up, he doesn't pull any punches when he's insulting something.

[idrivea4banger]

My little miracle decided to cook 2 oreo cookies in the microwave at his mom's.

[Kimmypie]

Kinda sounds like vagina envy to me.

[downshift_me]

My little miracle decided to cook 2 oreo cookies in the microwave at his mom's.

I know the smell a burnt brownie in the microwave causes and if it's anything like that you better hope she doesn't "hug" his neck too long.

[idrivea4banger]

I know the smell a burnt brownie in the microwave causes and if it's anything like that you better hope she doesn't "hug" his neck too long.

I don't expect her to do anything. She'll probably just tell him "what is wrong with you?".
Me on the other hand, would've gone Red Forman on him and I probably will when I see him this weekend.

[YALE]

[dee]

It's funny and sad all at the same time. There are far to many people that take having children for granted and that is very sickening. I have two children and to a point it makes me sad they have to grow up in a world like it is but feel that if my wife and I instill the values we were raised with they will succeed in life. To me that is the miracle when you raise a child that becomes a functional and positive member of society.