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    A machine-shop worker tore his scrotum in a piece of machinery and then stapled it back together.


    After I asked the nurse to leave us, the patient permitted me to remove his trousers, shorts, and two or three yards of foul-smelling stained gauze wrapped about his scrotum, which was swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit and extremely tender. A jagged zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood, extended down the left scrotum.

    Amid the matted hair, edematous skin, and various exudates, I saw some half-buried dark linear objects and asked the patient what they were. Several days earlier, he replied, he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked, and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staple of the type used in putting up wallboard.

  • #2
    Okay?
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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    • #3
      Aww nuts.

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      • #4
        Everyone knows you're supposed to use super glue! Everyone, but this guy.

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        • #5
          Fuck that. An injury to my junk is a do not pass go, do not collect $200, immediate trip the the emergency room. Anyone that would tough out a nut injury is harder than a coffin nail, and has my honest fear and respect.
          ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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          • #6
            I'm taking full advantage of workers comp on that shit!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by YALE View Post
              Fuck that. An injury to my junk is a do not pass go, do not collect $200, immediate trip the the emergency room. Anyone that would tough out a nut injury is harder than a coffin nail, and has my honest fear and respect.
              Right there with ya.

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              • #8
                How'd you get the beans above the frank?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by UserX View Post
                  How'd you get the beans above the frank?
                  ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by UserX View Post
                    How'd you get the beans above the frank?
                    Last edited by 01vnms4v; 07-23-2013, 04:44 AM.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by YALE View Post
                      Fuck that. An injury to my junk is a do not pass go, do not collect $200, immediate trip the the emergency room. Anyone that would tough out a nut injury is harder than a coffin nail, and has my honest fear and respect.
                      There was an old man out where I grew up that had a bull horn go through his bottom jaw into part of his sinus cavity before being ripped out. He made his bother take him home so he could rinse off in the shower before going to the E.R.
                      "It's another burrito, it's a cold Lone Star in my hand!"

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                      • #12
                        That takes some balls...or not.

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                        • #13
                          He doesn't have the balls to try that again?
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                          • #14
                            That's nuts!!

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